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Views expressed by Sleep Talkin' Man rarely reflect the opinions of waking Adam.
Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians (but he does hate lentils.)


Oct 27 2011

"I don't break hearts. No. I DESTROY THEM. I'm the Death Star of break-ups."

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And then...

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STM: Don't put those in my face. Get those away from my face. Get them away! Noooooo... TOES!
KAREN: ... Did you say "toes" or "toast"?
ADAM: (face buried in the pillows) Toes.
KAREN: Was someone putting their toes in your face, Baby?
ADAM: I don't know.
KAREN: You were saying, "Get those away from my face," and then you yelled "toes!"
ADAM: I gave myself a fright.
KAREN: Aw, come here. Don't be frightened.
ADAM: One minute I think I'm asleep—
KAREN: You didn't think you were asleep, you were asleep. You were not mistaken.
ADAM: You know when you dream you're falling, and you just start to hit the ground, and you brace yourself—
KAREN: Yeah, and you start awake.
ADAM: I hate that feeling, and that's what I just had, mixed with shouting.
KAREN: But, there were toes involved. Were you falling into a sea of toes?
ADAM: I can't imagine that. Can you imagine that? Dismembered toes?
KAREN: Maybe they're not dismembered. Maybe it's all people... lots of people doing handstands! Doing handstands! And so all their toes are wiggling in the air.
ADAM: If they're doing handstands and I'm falling into them, the toes are the last thing I'm worried about.


  1. Hahaha I just love the conversations you guys have sometimes!!! this just made my day, as always :D

  2. yeah I wouldn't be worried about the toes either if that's what it was... I would be afraid something like in this video would happen.

  3. I was hanging in there til Adam's last line then I spewed cola all over my monitor. Gawd.

  4. Back in the day, I felt like the Death Star of Hearts (before they even had Star Wars), but now I have downgraded into a crazy cat lady. Let that be a lesson to you.

  5. I'm aiming for 'crazy bird lady' but I've got some way to go for that. ;)

    The Death Star of Break-ups is brilliant! :D

  6. Aw, it sounds like Adam is starting to get bummed out by all of the sleep talking. We're sorry, dude.

  7. Aww, you two are so cute haha. Poor Adam, I hope the sleep talking and sudden awakening doesn't bother him too much.


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