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Views expressed by Sleep Talkin' Man rarely reflect the opinions of waking Adam.
Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians (but he does hate lentils.)


Nov 19 2011

"The great nature/nurture debate: Did we learn to hate you, or were we all born with that gift?"

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"This is my friend Lumpy. Lumpy, say hello. I'm sorry, Lumpy's shy. Lumpy, say hello! (sigh) He's a bit crap. Come on, Lumpy, we can go to the sweet shop."
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Merch News: Two MORE promos from the shirt shop! Here they are:

(this free shipping one might only be for the US shop, I'm trying to find out)


  1. A lumpy humpty's cousin?

  2. Aw, he's so sweet to Lumpy. Taking him to the candy shop and all.

    And the first: hahahahaha!

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  4. I think the second one needs to be in the shop!

    I love the second one because it is so endearing!

  5. Richmond Tetzlaff18 November 2011 at 18:55

    Nurture/Nature is absolutely F ing genious

  6. Mama Heffalump is pipin' in - - -18 November 2011 at 22:16

    note to self...wonder if sleeping man Adam is
    talking'bout...Disney's "Lumpy"

    - - - is a Heffalump, one of the main characters in My Friends Tigger & Pooh and in the films. His fur color is light purple.

    Lumpy is purple, has a trunk, 5 hairs on his head and a bobble for a tail. He made his final appearance in the My Friends Tigger & Pooh episode "Darby Gets Lemons, Makes Lemonade".

    The reason for Lumpy no longer appearing is that the Winnie the Pooh franchise has been rebooted. In "Pooh's Heffalump movie"

    Personality Childish, friendly, fun, innocent

    - and in STM's terms...heading for a
    sweetooth, timestwo after hearing this trivia:

    Lumpy no longers appears in Winnie-the-Pooh media, shortly after My Friends Tigger & Pooh was cancelled Disney re-booted the franchise and dropped his character altogether. auurgh.

    That's his natural way to nurture over that debate of whether to hate it happened or that gift of humble pie, nohater, while it lasted...
    O grapes 'n honey!

  7. Could Lumpy be a lumpfish? (best known as a source of ersatz caviar).... He might have been intimidated by Mr. Blobfish - hence the shyness.... 7@=Q

  8. Poor Lumpy! I was laughing so much because I do have a dear friend who goes by the name "Lumpy", as taken from the above referenced Heffalump. Poor, poor Lumpy.

  9. methinks the first quote was STM raging against the #Occupy crowd. But then again, i have to live with their stench.

  10. I think someone's been watching you in your sleep!!!