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Views expressed by Sleep Talkin' Man rarely reflect the opinions of waking Adam.
Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians (but he does hate lentils.)


Feb 17 2012

"You can't talk to me like that. No you can't. No, see, let me break your face with this brick, then staple your bloody fucking mouth back together again. NOW, you can talk to me like that."

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When STM said this, Adam was dealing with a particularly difficult client at work.


  1. what a truly heart-warming way to start the day!

    STM! be a reader once, be a reader for life!

  2. Is is terrible that there are certain people I really want to do this to? For another pretty funny similar blog check out