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Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians (but he does hate lentils.)

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Mar 2 2012

"Mary had a little lamb. I ate it. Mary's sad. Stupid whiny vegetarian!"

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Posted by Karen Slavick-Lennard at 07:52

21 comments:

  1. Anonymous2 March 2012 at 08:38

    That has to be one of the funniest ones posted in a while. I have not laughed that hard in a long time. :D

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  2. Andreas B2 March 2012 at 10:42

    Being a vegetarian myself, I found this one hilarious!

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  3. Bridget McKenna2 March 2012 at 14:50

    As a stupid whiny vegetarian of good standing, I just have to say I love STM's anti-veggie rants. This is perhaps the best so far. Keep on talkin'!

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  4. Shade2 March 2012 at 16:02

    Reminds me of a poem I read years ago parodying that nursery rhyme:
    Mary had a little lamb
    And then a little beef
    And then a tasty side of pork
    With apple sauce beneath
    Veal and ham and sausages
    And pheasant stuffed with thyme
    Strange to find such a greedy girl
    In an English nursery rhyme!

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    1. Anna2 March 2012 at 16:22

      I had a similar parody, but it went in a slightly different direction:
      Mary had a little sheep,
      And with this sheep she went to sleep.
      The sheep turned out to be a ram,
      Mary had a little lamb.

      ;)

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    2. Anonymous3 March 2012 at 03:15

      Reminds me of a weird random bit in Whose Line, ahem:

      "We're watching animal porn
      ...
      Mary Had A Little Lamb will be right back"

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  5. BloodyMelly2 March 2012 at 16:34

    Good work, STM! This is right up there with the dead puppy just in time for my hubby's birthday last week! :D
    Thanks for the smile, er, chortle!

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  6. LA/wts2 March 2012 at 23:16

    It's the uncensored version of Edison's first recording..... 7@=Q

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  7. eddy3 March 2012 at 02:54

    Nice blog

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  8. Dan in Chicago4 March 2012 at 07:33

    There is a Daffy Duck cartoon in the same vein as this. If I can find it I will share it with you.

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