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Mar 27 2012

"Fuck! YOU'RE all assholes, and YOU'RE all elbows. Stop getting confused! What's so fucking difficult? Idiots, the lot of you!"

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Earlier, while Adam and I were chatting in bed before sleep, STM chimed in momentarily with his views on a dilemma a friend of mine had had earlier in the day:

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KAREN: ... She was saying "I would never do that" and I said, "Well, you know, you can't think of everything in terms of what you would do. People are different and, in a moment of real emotional upset, you have to allow some flexibility for somebody doing things in a way that happens to be different from how you would do them."
ADAM: Yeah. It's tricky. But, you know if she had shark's teeth it would make everything better.
KAREN: How so?
ADAM: Hmmm? What?
KAREN: Do you know what you just said?
ADAM: Ummm....
KAREN: "If she had shark's teeth, it would make everything better." What do you suppose you meant?
ADAM: Uh, I do remember thinking about that Shark Men California programme. I think.
KAREN: (giggles)
ADAM: Shushhhhh! That's the closest you're going to get to STM.


  1. "Sharks teeth"...... Meaning aggressive.

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  3. Think I might know where this one's coming from...
    Being a fellow Brit, two TV shows spring to mind. There's Spitting Image, a comedy/social commentary from the 90s where a minister is being taught how to tell his arse from his elbow, and there's Blackadder, where in Series 4 Lord Flashheart proclaims "Anyone can be a navigator if he can tell his arse from his elbow!"
    I know it's a pretty common phrase, at least in the UK, but hope that might've shed a little light...

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