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Views expressed by Sleep Talkin' Man rarely reflect the opinions of waking Adam.
Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians (but he does hate lentils.)


May 14 2012

"I swear, if I ever have to listen to you, I'll claw my ears off, and fill the bloody gaping holes with decaying afterbirth."

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A lovely birthday wish to me. Thanks, STM!


  1. STM appears confident in his easy access to afterbirth (human, I assume). He's implied somewhat similar capabilities before, as well. I do hope STM doesn't work in a hospital. That would be a lot of dead patients.

    1. STM would acquire a lot of dead patients, though afterbirth has almost nothing to do with the once living... The afterbirth comment was so gross, I shared it with ma and she gagged. Perfect response to a perfect insult by STM. I'm going to use this in the future, I think.

    2. He doesn't even have to be a doctor. STM as a random janitor in a hospital would still manage to slaughter half of the patients, I'm sure.

  2. Happy Belated(?) Birthday :-)

  3. I read this whilst on the phone with a friend. I actually spit my coffee across the room. Thank you for the moment. :)

  4. I will assume this is real and maybe god is trying to talk through adma while hes asleep

  5. When I " wake up" im always a little ok alot dissoriented. So whoever woke me up gets asked some pretty weird things. Once my dad woke me up and apparently i asked him if he had finished making a brown paper plate with my name on it.

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