"If it wasn't for you, I'd be naked right now."
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| ADAM: | Damn you for stopping me being naked! |
| KAREN: | Who do you think you were talking to? |
| ADAM: | I don’t know... A policeman? |
| KAREN: | Maybe you were talking to oppressed English society as a whole. |
| ADAM: | Actually, England’s got quite a thriving nudist community. Not that I’m wanting to become one. I quite like my clothes. |
| KAREN: | That’s because you have those lovely shirts from Joe Brown’s. |
| ADAM: | And I prefer wearing those to work than my birthday suit. I think I get more work done. |
| KAREN: | Why, would you be distracted by yourself if you were naked at work? |
| ADAM: | I think everyone else would be distracted, but not in a good way. |
| KAREN: | Awww, yes they would! |
| ADAM: | No, I’ll stand out like a… a hairy sore thumb. |
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ReplyDelete"To me, the naked and the nude,
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