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Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians (but he does hate lentils.)

20121017

Oct 17 2012

"Set lasers to 'cheese'. We're gonna gouda these mother fuckers. It's fondue time."

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I suspect that this one can be explained by the fact that Adam has spent two crazy weeks working on a huge display for the upcoming Star Trek convention. Also, we made the irreversible mistake of watching
Star Wars: Attack of the Clones on TV Sunday. It doesn't get better the second time around, I can tell you.

Now, does anyone want to try to make sense of this one? I've taken a crack at it:
"Wobble chops. Wobble chops and bubbly steak and ass monkey! Mmmmm."
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33 comments:

  1. Adam's helping with the con? Nice. :) Know a lot of people who will crew it. It's gonna be crazy!
    Funny ST joke!

    The second sounds like a dinner menu? You can get wobble chops, but you can also get a plate with wobble chops, bubbly steak AND ass monkey! And that seems to be what STM wants. ;)

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  2. Wobble chops immediately makes me think of a fat person with jowls and multiple chins.

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  3. Wobble chops - pork chops in aspic (the gelatin would wobble if disturbed)

    Bubbly steak? Could be steak served in chafing dishes of very hot and bubbling gravy.

    But ass monkey? *shudder* Not gonna touch that one with a ten foot pole!

    ~Karen (the other one)

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  4. What did he make? I'm going to Destination Star Trek London on the weekend :D

    BTW, I'm not a scary trekkie, I just enjoy watching it too much :)

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  5. I will be disappointed if I don't see cheese phasers at DSTL now!

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  6. "GOW-da"? I always thought it was "GOO-da".... 7@=Q

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    1. in the UK that is correct ('gow-da'). :)

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  7. "Taken a CRACK at it"? ... Ass monkey?
    Karen - no matter how you slice it, that's bad cheese.
    ;-)

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  8. The first one made me think of the movie Spaceballs.

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  9. You have become my new favorite blog.... this is fantastic.

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  10. Mixing Star Trek with fondue? How does STM come up with these things?! :D

    Also, just to be a helpful person:
    yes it is GOW-da and not GOO-da. :)
    (It's also with a very Dutch G, but I wouldn't try that one if you're not Dutch :P)

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  11. OMG, one of my biggest dreams is to go back to the UK and go to a sci-fi convention! British fans ROCK! However, this weekend I'm working/running Disabled Services at a local con here in San Diego, put on by some of the founders of Comic Con; almost more of a family/school reunion than a con. But oh yes, K'Lannagh WILL be there, my Klingon drag will be in FULL EFFECT. Now I need to look in my Klingon dictionary for how to say "You better WORK!"; knowing how Klingonese works, it'll probably translate to "I COMMAND you to WORK!" <<>:) (<--Klingon Smiley)

    Cheers, thanks a lot, and Qapla'!

    Storm the Klingon

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  12. Wobble chops: pork's answer to shaking beef (which I've watched closely and never seen tremble).

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  13. I thought he said "wobble tots" for the first time and then "bobble chops" the second time

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  14. The irreversible mistake of watching Star Wars: Attack of the Clones on TV Sunday.

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  16. Haha what a great blog you have. And I am from Holland and it is very funny to hear "Gouda" in English!

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  17. I thought he said "horse monkey". Maybe watching sci-fi brought back memories of Planet of the Apes?

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