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Views expressed by Sleep Talkin' Man rarely reflect the opinions of waking Adam.
Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians (but he does hate lentils.)


Oct 3 2012

"It's times like these you wanna punch an alien in the face."

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Yeah! Right in the face!
"Cock-a-hoop! That's ten in a row! Stand still, I've got two more hoops."
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And here is the ensuing discussion. Below the transcript, you can take a look at my heart-breaking attempt to illustrate the new party game, Cock-a-Hoop. When I emailed this to Adam he said, "Why have you drawn Big Bird climbing a mountain that is about to go straight up a giant ass?"

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RECORDING: Cock-a-hoop!
ADAM: Cock-a-hoop.
RECORDING: That's ten in a row.
ADAM: Ten in a row.
RECORDING: Stand still, I've got two more hoops.
KAREN: Do you think you throw hoops over a rooster's head?
ADAM: Funny you should say that, 'cause I was thinking penis.
KAREN: Ohhhhhh. Y— Yeah. Do you think it's your own penis, or somone else's penis?
ADAM: Well, no, I think it' somebody else's. But, rooster will do, actually. Rooster's a nicer image in my head.
KAREN: No, I think you're probably right.
RECORDING: Cock-a-hoop! That's ten in a row. Stand sti—
ADAM: Cock-a-hoop means, um— Isn't that when some— It's like an expression of— "I'm cock-a-hoop about it. I'm"—
KAREN: What?!?!
ADAM: I'm sure it's an expression, like "Yee-haw."
ADAM: Look it up.
KAREN: Okay, I'll look it up. (typing)"Cock-a"— Well, it's coming up as a suggestion. "Being in a state of boastful elation or exultation."
ADAM: Cock-a-hoop! Not only is it an expression, it's now a game. And when you win, you go, "Cock-a-hoop!"


  1. That don't look like big bird to me.... it could be the alien Adam mentioned in the first one. notice the smaller left arm to his right. is it holding something too? what is that in his left hand?!?!?! or is that his left hand?!?!
    I just had a thought.... that's not a mountain.... the "cock" found it's "hoop" with the "a"lien Adam wants to punch.

  2. But oh, the disappointment when you throw a hoop, and it goes off half-cocked..... 7@=Q

  3. kinda looks like a skinny big bird. But yes to ascending mountain into giant a**.

  4. Can someone please explain what the picture is supposed to be? All I can see is a bird, a mountain, and an @ss.

    I assume the mountain is supposed to be a lane like a bowling lane using perspective?

  5. "Cock-a-hoop" is also a game people with very minute penises play when eating their cheerios.

  6. The first needs to be on something. :P It's a brilliant quote. I could see myself wearing that at a convention. ;)

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  10. Why have you drawn Big Bird climbing a mountain that is about to go straight up a giant ass?"

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