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Views expressed by Sleep Talkin' Man rarely reflect the opinions of waking Adam.
Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians (but he does hate lentils.)

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Nov 13 2009

"Yeah, I've got custard in my pants."

"Hey I know you, but I don't like your face. Take it off... That's much better, much better."

"Give me back my hands! Limb thief!"

"Your hands are all fingery fingery."

"Boing!" [in response to beep from wife's computer.]

Posted by Karen Slavick-Lennard at 05:25

15 comments:

  1. Albatross8 January 2010 at 13:46

    "Hey I know you, but I don't like your face. Take it off."

    OMG, too funny!

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  2. Liselott8 January 2010 at 17:30

    limb theives have always been my worst nightmare lol ;P

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  3. Sam8 January 2010 at 22:35

    Was he in my high school Spanish class? Because "Tengo flan en mis pantaloones" was a running gag.

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  4. honeybunch9 January 2010 at 06:57

    just wondering, why do you refer to yourself in the 3rd person? :)

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  5. Anonymous9 January 2010 at 23:40

    The second one almost made me fall out of my chair I was laughing so hard!

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  6. Anonymous11 January 2010 at 08:05

    "Your hands are all fingery fingery" sounds like something Doctor Who would say on off day.

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  7. Anonymous12 January 2010 at 23:37

    Think I would have woken him up with my hysterical laughter when he replied 'boing' to the computer. I laughed so hard at this my stomach ached. keep them coming. i'm sharing this with all my mates.

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  8. Anonymous15 January 2010 at 20:03

    "I don't like your face. Take it off" reminds me so much of Repo, and now every time I watch it I just start laughing.

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  9. Unknown22 January 2010 at 01:01

    I cant stop reading these, Im crying and sweating im laughing so much!

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  10. Anonymous22 January 2010 at 05:46

    I saw you guys on the today show and had to read your blog. Halarious stuff. My mom talks in her sleep all the time I need to get me a tape recorder or something. Funny stuff!

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  11. Anonymous24 January 2010 at 02:55

    I heard ADT has a new "Limb Theft Prevention" line. OMG, too funny!!

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  12. Anonymous27 July 2015 at 16:18

    I especially love the "Boing!" one!

    /Magnus

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  13. Sleeping Tablets UK14 July 2016 at 07:48

    Weird - Custard in my pants?

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  14. Melatonina5 July 2018 at 15:10

    "Yeah, I've got custard in my pants."


    "Hey I know you, but I don't like your face. Take it off... That's much better, much better."

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    "Give me back my hands! Limb thief!"


    "Your hands are all fingery fingery."

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