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Views expressed by Sleep Talkin' Man rarely reflect the opinions of waking Adam.
Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians (but he does hate lentils.)

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Nov 19 2009

"Look at me, I'm covered in.... what is it? Ewwwww. That's not nice."

"Look at the size of your bath. I can pee in it and you'd never notice."

"I feel seasick."

"Well fuck you and your rocky rocky rocky rocky bollocks!"

"Now I need to pee, so what're you going to do about that........fuckhead!"

(in response to wife's typing) "pitter patter pitter patter pitter patter pitter patter"

13 comments:

  1. "What is it? Ewwww."

    Comic GOLD. Like the gummy bear.

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  2. Oh my -- I don't EVEN want to know what he was covered in. Funny, funny stuff!

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  3. I laughed so hard at the pee one. Recently while asleep on the couch my boyfriend said I have to pee so bad. You can't make me pee my pants fuck that.

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  4. Ha Ha I could relate this one to my brother in law...Well suited to what we had experienced...I wonder if this sleeper had mysteriously came to our house that particular day?? hmm...

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  5. "pitter patter pitter patter pitter patter pitter patter"

    LMAO laughed so hard at that xD

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  7. "Look at me, I'm covered in.... what is it? Ewwwww. That's not nice."

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    "Look at the size of your bath. I can pee in it and you'd never notice."


    "I feel seasick."

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