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Views expressed by Sleep Talkin' Man rarely reflect the opinions of waking Adam.
Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians (but he does hate lentils.)


Dec 23 2009

"I'm all blue with gravy spots. And I'm proud of it."

"Don't leave the duck there. It's totally irresponsible. Put it on the swing, it'll have much more fun."


  1. best one so far...

    I truly hope this is real, A/V recordings shouldn't be hard...!

  2. I do record every night, but it feels a little too intimate to post them.

  3. This is hilarious! I love the last one.

    Does he know about his REM ramblings?

  4. Love the line about the irresponsible duck.

  5. I don't think there should be any recordings. it would spoil everything!

  6. I had that exact same dream. Except I was daydreaming and made it real. This is so weird. How many people dream of ducks in swings?

    I swear I did this before I saw the post.


  7. How do you get any sleep? You must be cracking up all night, every night!

  8. I love this post because of the duck one ><

  9. Just wondering, but did you guys see Avatar at some point before this dream? Blue with gravy spots could, in fact, describe the Na'vi from that movie.

  10. I actually had to stop reading because I was laughing so hard. This is seriously the funniest blog I've ever read.

  11. I started choking I laughed so hard at the duck one. This site is gold haha

  12. The duck one sounds very Spike Milligan. I'd swear I've heard it before but can't place it.

  13. The duck line is my absolute favorite. I am crying, I am still laughing so hard.

  14. LOVE the duck line!!! My favorite so far!

  15. Geez, let me move my duck! The last thing I want to be is irresponsible. LOL! Classic!

  16. Yes, totally agree...ducks are very irresponsible :)

  17. Does he play Farmville on Facebook? It's got a decoration feature with a duck on a swing!

  18. hahahaha this one is rather hilarious, your husband is a genius when he is sleeping, is he like that when he is awaken? and do you sell the recordings? I will buy them for sure!

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