Some content on this page is not suitable for young eyes or faint hearts.
Views expressed by Sleep Talkin' Man rarely reflect the opinions of waking Adam.
Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians (but he does hate lentils.)

20091208

Dec 7 2009

"Put the lobster down. Put it down!"

"Well if I'm the douchebag, you're the contents, Titfuck!"

"Oh, we're going to be late for the pogo ballet, stop it!"

"You keep looking at the sun until your eyes dry up like raisins and fall out of your skull."

"Bum shite"

Posted by Karen Slavick-Lennard at 12:04

21 comments:

  1. Anonymous8 January 2010 at 07:39

    "Well if I'm the douchebag, you're the contents

    I am so stealing that line.

    ReplyDelete
  2. Laura8 January 2010 at 16:43

    These are really quite clever. He's sure a thinker in his sleep!!

    ReplyDelete
  3. Meghan8 January 2010 at 16:49

    "Well if I'm the douchebag, you're the contents"

    THIS. IS. BRILLIANT.

    ReplyDelete
  4. Karen Slavick-Lennard8 January 2010 at 17:07

    Hey guys, I'm the wife and blog-keeper.

    I had to explain to Adam that calling someone the content of a douchebag is basically just saying that they are vinegar.

    But as long as you don't think too carefully about the insult, it works.

    And, by the way, he has NEVER said "titfuck" in his life!

    ReplyDelete
  5. Julie8 January 2010 at 23:33

    Maybe it would work better with "colostomy bag"? Either way, A-mazing.

    LOL.

    Really.

    Thanks for the laughs!!!!

    ReplyDelete
  6. Laura13 January 2010 at 23:25

    "I had to explain to Adam that calling someone the content of a douchebag is basically just saying that they are vinegar."

    Good point!! LOL I totally didn't think about it.

    ReplyDelete
  7. Liz NummyTaco14 January 2010 at 00:00

    Despite how not offensive being called vinegar may be, that has got to be one of the best lines ever, and I am SO borrowing it. :P

    ReplyDelete
  8. Stephen Mumford15 January 2010 at 01:37

    oh my GOD!!! i can't remember the last time i physically laughed this hard in my life!!! im printing these babies off and sticking them up at work!! and stealing them for my Facebook statuses for the next 3 months! arf-arf!

    ReplyDelete
  9. bedava oyun indir22 January 2010 at 18:45

    Tanks

    ReplyDelete
  10. Crucilla22 January 2010 at 19:14

    I loved the other, with the raisin eyes falling off the skull :P

    ReplyDelete
  11. Anonymous22 January 2010 at 21:05

    Awesome, thanks.
    -Ken

    ReplyDelete
  12. Anonymous23 January 2010 at 15:52

    Put the lobster down. PUT IT DOWN!!!!

    ReplyDelete
  13. Anonymous29 January 2010 at 23:15

    I work with so many douchebags. Yea I'm so using this line on them. Thanks Adam!

    ReplyDelete
  14. Brian H11 February 2010 at 23:06

    Anon 29-1-23:15 --
    You'll have to arrange to get called one, first. Will that be hard?

    ReplyDelete
  15. Berita surabaya News11 December 2012 at 22:48

    nice ur site broooo

    Waletbet Promo Bonus 100% Sportsbook dan Casino Online
    Waletbet Promo Bonus 100% Sportsbook dan Casino Online
    Waletbet Promo Bonus 100% Sportsbook dan Casino Online

    ReplyDelete
  16. Buying Codeine Online15 July 2016 at 13:59

    Lobsters on the march - Maybe looking for some Zombies.

    ReplyDelete
  17. Melatonina5 July 2018 at 15:31

    "Put the lobster down. Put it down!"

    Información relevante sobre la ayuda para dormir con melatonina disponible - pastillas para dormir sin receta españa - pastillas naturales para dormir melatonina.


    "Well if I'm the douchebag, you're the contents, Titfuck!"


    "Oh, we're going to be late for the pogo ballet, stop it!"


    "You keep looking at the sun until your eyes dry up like raisins and fall out of your skull."

    ReplyDelete
  18. spiderman19 December 2019 at 08:09

    Things are very open and intensely clear explanation of issues. was truly information. Your website is very beneficial.
    gmail sign up

    ReplyDelete
  19. kopi.J16 September 2020 at 10:44

    WOW! I Love it...
    and i thing thats good for you >>


    FASHION TREND Thank you!

    ReplyDelete
  20. UpdateNewth16 September 2020 at 11:26

    Update News Liverpool
    Minamino Takumi

    ReplyDelete
  21. edok6919 November 2020 at 18:45

    Suggest good information in this message, click here.
    doreenbaran.com
    gillerangriffin.com

    ReplyDelete

Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom)