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Views expressed by Sleep Talkin' Man rarely reflect the opinions of waking Adam.
Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians (but he does hate lentils.)

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Dec 13 2009

"Of course the zombie loved me. She gave me her heart. Mmmmm-hmmm. And her hand in marriage."

"Cocksuckah!!"

Posted by Karen Slavick-Lennard at 10:26

33 comments:

  1. Unknown17 December 2009 at 14:40

    Do all of the midnight trysts worry you at all that your husband is secretly in love with a zombie? Or perhaps some other kind of terrifying creature? I'm sure he loves you and all but... ya know... zombie love is the truest love.

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  2. Anonymous17 December 2009 at 18:09

    How do you manage to record these words of wisdom? Do you sleep at different times, or do you have a voice-activated recorder of some kind?! My wife sleeptalks too, but I can never remember what she says...

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  3. Karen Slavick-Lennard17 December 2009 at 19:33

    From Sleep Talker's Wife: I used to listen to Adam ramble on late into the night after he had gone to sleep, or early in the morning, and then madly try to record it all without the pitter-patter of my typing waking him.

    At some point, I realized that my anticipation of what I might hear, and worry over what I might miss, was keeping me from going to sleep. Not conducive to a productive life.

    Now, I have a voice-activated recorder, so I don't miss a word.

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  4. Anonymous17 December 2009 at 20:38

    Thank God! I thought it was just my husband who did this stuff. Like farting and screaming: "LUNCH!"

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  5. Anonymous18 December 2009 at 23:27

    If you record him, why don't you post the recordings on this site so we can actually hear him talking?

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  6. Karen Slavick-Lennard22 December 2009 at 20:06

    I once did, for about 20 minutes. But it just seemed a bit too... intimate. Maybe I'll post a couple of special ones...

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  7. Anonymous8 January 2010 at 08:02

    I'm very curious to know what his profession is...

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  8. Anonymous8 January 2010 at 09:06

    A Mike Strutter Moment.

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  9. Anonymous8 January 2010 at 10:34

    Has he been watching Mr. Wu on Deadwood?

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  10. Unknown8 January 2010 at 23:57

    i was thinking this must be Deadwood-related too :)

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  11. Anonymous9 January 2010 at 21:25

    definitely mr. wu....

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  12. Anonymous12 January 2010 at 04:15

    I think these are really funny, but they sound a little contrived- don't get me wrong, but I have heard quite a bit of sleep-talking and it is never really this coherent...Just sayin'.

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  14. Anonymous22 January 2010 at 23:01

    I really think there should be recordings it sounds much beter than just reading i saw him on yahoo and his voice is truly funny!

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  15. AngelaDianne23 January 2010 at 00:38

    if you posted the recordings, it would be easier for me to detect fraud

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  16. Anonymous26 January 2010 at 20:04

    Your husband is badgertastic. Are you going to do a tshirt of "we don't have a plank..."?

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    He's been paying King's Bounty: The Legend, right? The first woman you can woo is a zombie...

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