"Of course the zombie loved me. She gave me her heart. Mmmmm-hmmm. And her hand in marriage."
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Views expressed by Sleep Talkin' Man rarely reflect the opinions of waking Adam.
Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians (but he does hate lentils.)
Views expressed by Sleep Talkin' Man rarely reflect the opinions of waking Adam.
Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians (but he does hate lentils.)
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Dec 13 2009
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Do all of the midnight trysts worry you at all that your husband is secretly in love with a zombie? Or perhaps some other kind of terrifying creature? I'm sure he loves you and all but... ya know... zombie love is the truest love.
ReplyDeleteHow do you manage to record these words of wisdom? Do you sleep at different times, or do you have a voice-activated recorder of some kind?! My wife sleeptalks too, but I can never remember what she says...
ReplyDeleteFrom Sleep Talker's Wife: I used to listen to Adam ramble on late into the night after he had gone to sleep, or early in the morning, and then madly try to record it all without the pitter-patter of my typing waking him.
ReplyDeleteAt some point, I realized that my anticipation of what I might hear, and worry over what I might miss, was keeping me from going to sleep. Not conducive to a productive life.
Now, I have a voice-activated recorder, so I don't miss a word.
Thank God! I thought it was just my husband who did this stuff. Like farting and screaming: "LUNCH!"
ReplyDeleteIf you record him, why don't you post the recordings on this site so we can actually hear him talking?
ReplyDeleteI once did, for about 20 minutes. But it just seemed a bit too... intimate. Maybe I'll post a couple of special ones...
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ReplyDeleteI think these are really funny, but they sound a little contrived- don't get me wrong, but I have heard quite a bit of sleep-talking and it is never really this coherent...Just sayin'.
ReplyDeleteThere was this guy who believed very much in true love and decided to take his time to wait for his right girl to appear.
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I really think there should be recordings it sounds much beter than just reading i saw him on yahoo and his voice is truly funny!
ReplyDeleteif you posted the recordings, it would be easier for me to detect fraud
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