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Views expressed by Sleep Talkin' Man rarely reflect the opinions of waking Adam.
Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians (but he does hate lentils.)

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May 31, 2010

"Check out that crab, and his oh-so-sideways attitude. Dipshit. No one's impressed."

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"Damn squid. Damn squid. Smells like she sea shit- sea shit- shit sea... damn. Fuck it. Smelly."
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I'm going to interject here and mention that we spent the day wandering around the banks of the river with Adam's kids yesterday, digging up little crabs and other water-life. Now, that first quote was in the dead of night, maybe 3 am. Cut ahead to 9 am, I start stroking Adam's forehead to wake him up, and:

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For those of you without audio, Adam has just yelled out "CRAB" in response to my loving caresses, thereby proving that crustaceans were the overarching theme of the night's imaginings. This audio also demonstrates how utterly adorable my husband is.

Posted by Karen Slavick-Lennard at 10:19

64 comments:

  1. Anonymous31 May 2010 at 10:37

    ...yes,you are both adorable...xo

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  2. Anonymous31 May 2010 at 10:45

    "oh, okay, Yay! Snuggle time."

    Too cute!

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  3. Anonymous31 May 2010 at 10:45

    oh geez
    brb, dying of adorable

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  4. Josh Carroll31 May 2010 at 11:34

    I love the transition from shouting to sweetness. Shows he really is a different person when he's asleep.

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  5. Anonymous31 May 2010 at 11:37

    Adam, you're far to adorable

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  6. Cheryl31 May 2010 at 12:05

    Does he have a brother? LOL If I asked my husband to snuggle he'd grab a boob. Typical man. "Yay, snuggle time!"

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  7. Snugs7231 May 2010 at 12:25

    LMAO!!! The reveal is the best!!! Love the transition from "What the fuck are you doing?" to "Yay! Snuggle time!"

    Now THAT's cute!!!

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  8. Anonymous31 May 2010 at 12:39

    aww, he really is sweet.

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  9. Anonymous31 May 2010 at 13:27

    I think he wanted to say "She shits sea-shit down by the shit-store" or similar and gave up 'cause it wasn't going well

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  10. Kristin from TN31 May 2010 at 13:55

    Yay, snuggle time... after you scared to crap out of him first. I had to listen to it 3 times it was so funny! :)

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  11. Kristy31 May 2010 at 14:35

    Oh that is too cute for words. You're a very lucky girl

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  12. Grace Alexander31 May 2010 at 14:41

    Screaming laughing - that was priceless. "CRAB!! - what the FUCK are you DOING???" "It's time for snuggling!" "Oh... Yay! Snuggle time!"

    Karen, you KNOW you tried to get him to yell. You sound so shocked and innocent with your 'time for snuggling' but we know better.

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  13. Anonymous31 May 2010 at 14:44

    "...and his oh-so-sideways attitude..." I love it!!!!

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  14. M.L. Kenney31 May 2010 at 15:19

    Aww, you guys are so cute! <3 I love this blog.

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  15. Carly31 May 2010 at 15:46

    heheheh!
    "oh...okay. Yay!
    he was pleasently surprised that it wasnt a crab scuttling across his forehead.

    you guys rock my world.

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  16. Mo31 May 2010 at 15:52

    Actually, you're both adorable.
    I tried to say "Smells like she sea shit- sea shit- shit sea" awake and sober and couldn't quite do it, but the adorable, silver-tongued STM had no problems. Impressive!!

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  17. Anonymous31 May 2010 at 16:01

    The "It's time for snuggling" set me off. You owe me a new keyboard...this one's all milk-covered now...

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  18. Anonymous31 May 2010 at 16:32

    :D The waking up is the best!!!
    Thanks for giving me at least one laugh every morning!!

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  19. Beth31 May 2010 at 16:56

    I want a crap t-shirt!!!!!!!

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  20. Anonymous31 May 2010 at 17:31

    too cute. that's just too freakin' cute.

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  21. Anonymous31 May 2010 at 17:32

    Hahaha that's hilarious, and adorable. And I love the "oh-so sideways attitude" LOL!

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  22. Anonymous31 May 2010 at 17:56

    A morning without Sleep Talkin' Man is like...I dunno...not worth wakin' up for, that's for sure. Yay! Adam and Karen time!

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  23. Anonymous31 May 2010 at 18:09

    On the 1st crab one he sounds like simon cowell.

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  24. Drea31 May 2010 at 18:30

    lol, you guys are awesome :)

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  25. Prof. ZzzMAN-ylizer31 May 2010 at 20:42

    ...on the banks of the river, on a sunny side of the sun, it'was "CRAB" sea sun amongst the water, so full of life; Adam's kids having a dingy-dungy digg-up for crustaceans of family fun together caressed in palms---little critters, shiitsuweet to smellyhelly it sounds.

    ...down for the count, that crabby atitude, oh so sideways, otherwise impressively a crabdance to the left,;maybe it'was to the right, or maybe wrong...just imaginings that this outing was the spark to another tale of the sea-landlubbers at bay...wanderings and wonderthings--- forwards to the forehead, it was another crablike-CRABBY-crababble day that crabbed into the subconscious yesterday once more today

    ...a love story, when sleep-waking Adam met Karen and all was okeedokay, shout.out.louds.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7fdSJzSifM

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  26. T1 June 2010 at 00:38

    *pouts at Karen* I want one of what you got! Just too cute.. Yay for snuggle time =D

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  27. Ethan1 June 2010 at 02:12

    Adam has children? I did not know this.

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  28. Anonymous1 June 2010 at 03:53

    I believe this cuteness deserves to be on a shirt.

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  29. Mikey1 June 2010 at 04:07

    this is fake

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  30. Anonymous1 June 2010 at 05:56

    Those crabs really left an impression didn't they? Hope he enjoyed snuggletime.
    xx

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  31. Scabbiemaster1 June 2010 at 07:05

    Yes Mikey they staged all these audio clips just so you could point out to the world that this is fake. Ugh.


    also Yay for "CRAB"

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  32. Megs1 June 2010 at 14:35

    If you don't make this one a T-shirt, I'm going to cry..."Oh-so-sideways attitude"...ROFL!

    Love this blog =) Shun the non-believers.

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  33. Anonymous1 June 2010 at 15:29

    the crab one NEEDS to be made into a t-shirt...and their oh so sideways attitude

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  34. Anonymous1 June 2010 at 18:04

    The "Yay! Snuggle time!" needs to be a on a shirt. It made me laugh so hard

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  35. lbrogers1 June 2010 at 18:33

    omgsh too cute thats one of the sweetest things ever!! a guy that actually likes to snuggle :)

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  36. Desiree2 June 2010 at 07:52

    That ending is both hilarious and ADORABLE! Awwwwwww!

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  37. Marisa2 June 2010 at 15:38

    @Meg: "Shun the non-believers." is probably the best comment quote i've seen. love it.

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  38. Amelia Antwiler3 June 2010 at 04:46

    I love the "Yaaaay". :-)
    Too fun!!!!

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  39. Homebody3 June 2010 at 18:31

    One thing I totally love about Adam's words is the absolute conviction with which he delivers them. Particularly on this one - the "Yay! Sunggle time!" sounds so genuinely delighted!
    Aw, I'm crushin' on yer man.

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  40. jasper hale is so hot3 June 2010 at 23:56

    omg i love that last audio it is sooo cute!

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  41. Jess5 June 2010 at 00:56

    I still listen to the last audio because it just makes me laugh. I had a horrible day at work and listening to this again just made it all better! If he wasn't saying "what the fuck are you doing?" I'd listen to it AT work! Lol. Just the CRAB part and possibly "yay snuggling" could be a ring tone, or at least a message alert!

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  42. Anonymous5 June 2010 at 20:17

    *pokes Anonymous 5 June @ 00:56 with a pointed stick* Bad Anon! Flog your goods on YOUR blog, not theirs! *muttering darkly* blog flogger

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  43. Anonymous6 June 2010 at 02:59

    :-( bother. I apologize to Jess for tying her time to the blog flogger. The nic should have been Anonymous 5 June @ 02:45.

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  44. Anonymous6 June 2010 at 23:53

    I have now listened to the wake up 6 times, and I have erupted into giggles every time. Thank you.

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  45. Anonymous9 June 2010 at 20:45

    I think Ive listened to this Snuggle Time like 100 times now and it still make me bust out laughin so hard i cant breath... I love that he yells crab at u than is so happy for snuggle time. Its so cute and funny. Thanx for brightng my day

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  46. Anonymous11 June 2010 at 04:38

    I think if the "snuggle time" quote isn't on a tee-shirt, it ought to be!

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  47. nachturnal12 June 2010 at 07:29

    I can't wait for my boyfriend to come home so I can play that "snuggle time" one for him. :P

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  48. Anonymous28 August 2010 at 01:27

    "CRAB!" woke STM up but you can still hear him fading away as he says "What the FUCK are you DOING?" And as Adam takes over full possession of the body, he says "Yay! Snuggle time!"

    Oh goodness gracious! This is like watching "Identity" but in a more civil, non violent, fluffy kitty version of it.

    I believe he has "adorkable" written all over him <3

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