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Feb 10 2011

"Goddammit! Where's my bazooka? I put it on the ground, expecting it to be there when I come back. Have you been tidying up again, 'cause, I really would like my bazooka back. I don't know where you put things. Jesus! Cannot just leave anything alone, can you?"

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Posted by Karen Slavick-Lennard at 07:30

18 comments:

  1. Anonymous10 February 2011 at 07:37

    He is right to be angry... No one tidys up anything of mine. Especially my bazookas. We must have control of our defenses.

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  2. Anonymous10 February 2011 at 08:16

    Who said anything about defenses? I just want my bazooka...

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  3. The fearless threader10 February 2011 at 10:27

    This sounds so like mt 19 year old son. He hates it when I tidy.

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  4. Anonymous10 February 2011 at 11:30

    This one reminds me of an incident I had with my husband a couple of years ago...

    Usually, when he does the laundry, the clean clothes get left in the dryer, on the dryer, or in the basket in front of the dryer. One night, I stayed up late doing laundry, which involved not only washing and drying the clothes, but also hanging them up in our closet.

    Around 4:30 in the morning, my husband woke me up, demanding that I tell him what I did with the clean clothes.

    It didn't even occur to him to look in the closet.

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  5. faithlessone10 February 2011 at 11:51

    I swear that my Dad has this exact same rant with my Mum 6 days a week. Although usually with things like slippers and books, not bazookas. ;)

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  6. JamiSings10 February 2011 at 13:48

    It's like a line out of some military themed sitcom. Like maybe a modern day F-Troop.

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  7. Andreas B10 February 2011 at 14:02

    Yeah, don't clean up after yourself in war. Stuff gets misplaced and that might get you killed. That's why war is messy, no one tidies up the bazookas.

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  8. Anonymous10 February 2011 at 14:03

    This just cracks me up! It made me smile so much!

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  9. Anonymous10 February 2011 at 17:29

    I think this is relevant: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9RQZtg9Kk8

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  10. Marilyn B10 February 2011 at 18:19

    If we ever get around to posting comments on tees, I nominate, "That's why war is messy. No one tidies up the bazookas." Nice job, Andreas.

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  11. Alterversinate10 February 2011 at 20:02

    You know, I really HATE when that happens! Sheesh!

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  12. LA/wts11 February 2011 at 01:09

    I know at least one person who would love this quote on a T-shirt..... 7@=e

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  13. Keith@DIH11 February 2011 at 01:25

    I bet this is THE most common complaint on the planet from a man to a woman, be it husband to wife or son to mom. It's across ages, cultures and social status. It probably traces back to our hunter fathers and gatherer mothers. :)

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  15. Anonymous11 February 2011 at 17:36

    Maybe he just wanted to do some good old RPG style fishing (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KVyykFS3dY) ;-)

    @Andreas B.
    Nice job, I salute you sir.

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  16. Anonymous11 February 2011 at 21:00

    omg, has my husband been Monica-ing again?! :D

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  17. Big MIke 13412 February 2011 at 19:47

    Just like my better half.

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