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Feb 28 2011

"Ladies and gentlemen, in the event of sudden change of pressure in the cabin, you may wish to scream into your masks. SCREAM BITCHES."

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Posted by Karen Slavick-Lennard at 07:53

10 comments:

  1. PC36028 February 2011 at 08:54

    I love how he changes his tone of voice in so many of his quotes.

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  2. Anonymous28 February 2011 at 16:00

    classic..... reminds me of the idiot airline steward that got upset with a passenger and went out the exit via the emergency slide.

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  3. Aviva28 February 2011 at 16:48

    *gasp* I am SO glad I finished my coffee before reading this! So effing excellent! LMAO

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  4. Marilyn B28 February 2011 at 17:54

    Awesome!

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  5. jp 吉平28 February 2011 at 19:19

    Best. STM. Ever.

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  6. Anonymous28 February 2011 at 22:13

    Note to self: If STM is my pilot, get off the plane immediately!

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  7. LA/wts1 March 2011 at 00:00

    "And then a very nice young lady comes in and tells you what to do when you come down in the water, and what to do when you stop breathing....." - Michael Flanders 7@=Q

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  8. Snugs721 March 2011 at 01:36

    LMAO! By far, one of thee best!

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  9. Unknown1 March 2011 at 05:01

    Heeeeeee. I love the tone he uses for "Scream Bitches" at the end. Classic.

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  10. Unknown1 March 2011 at 23:00

    too funny, its what I would be thinking

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