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Mar 12 2011

"Don't. Don't! Oh, don't exfoliate your labia."

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That was from the nest-egg. This was from this morning:

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STM: PUS-SUCKER!
KAREN: Morning.
ADAM: Hello.
KAREN: Hi.
ADAM: I love you!
KAREN: You're not supposed to wake up now. It wasn't time for that. You got it backwards.
ADAM: I said it backwards?
KAREN: Yeah. It was time for talking. Then yelling and waking up.

Posted by Karen Slavick-Lennard at 09:36

17 comments:

  1. Marc12 March 2011 at 09:44

    First!

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  2. Morgan12 March 2011 at 10:17

    Marc, seriously?

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  3. Anonymous12 March 2011 at 13:03

    HAHAHA! Oh STM and Karen, you never fail to amuse me!

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  4. karen12 March 2011 at 14:08

    OUCH!

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  5. Anonymous12 March 2011 at 16:40

    You know, STM was actually giving some good advice there - good as in it shouldn't be needed but some poor soul of a woman's probably in need of it anyway. Ouch indeed...

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  6. Andreas B12 March 2011 at 17:48

    Pros and cons of exfoliating your labia? Now that's a discussion I want to be a part of. Let the sharing begin.

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  7. Kelley Wood-Davis12 March 2011 at 18:16

    Who would exfoliate their labia? Ouch!

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  8. VonMalcolm12 March 2011 at 19:04

    Are you going to have your illustrator illustrate that statement!?!?!

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  9. Karen Slavick-Lennard12 March 2011 at 19:17

    VonMalcolm - Believe it or not, I gave it consideration.

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  10. Anonymous12 March 2011 at 21:07

    Jennifer Love Hewitt says that exfoliating is necessary in order to vajazzle

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  11. Josh13 March 2011 at 01:36

    Shaving down there, now that I've heard of... but exfoliation? That's totally new to me.

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  12. Anonymous13 March 2011 at 09:55

    Are you sure he didn't shout, "blood-sucker"? It's hard to tell. Either way, you two are adorable.

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  13. whatheheck;]13 March 2011 at 18:44

    d'oh...laa.B.i.ahhhhhouch...
    talk'n, yell'n, wak'n...UP...whew

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  14. citiZen XXX13 March 2011 at 19:09

    Oh well, hair today, bald tomorrow.

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  15. Anonymous14 March 2011 at 02:52

    Exfoliation helps prevent ingrown hairs from shaving and waxing.

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  16. Anonymous14 March 2011 at 16:13

    ouch. ouch. ouch. *Shiver*

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