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Mar 23 2011

"Beer is from Mars. Chocolate's from Venus."

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Karen's notes: So enlightened, is our STM.

Posted by Karen Slavick-Lennard at 07:40

18 comments:

  1. Andreas B23 March 2011 at 08:13

    This is some deep stuff. Really deep. Time for STM to write a book. I wonder how many nights of constant talking it would take for STM to complete a book?

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  2. Anonymous23 March 2011 at 09:08

    GOLD...
    tnx

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  3. Tyrone23 March 2011 at 09:29

    Brilliant as usual!

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  4. S.M. Carrière23 March 2011 at 13:39

    That needs some merchandise!

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  5. JamiSings23 March 2011 at 14:37

    Well, Venus is named after the Roman name of the Greek goddess of love, and chocolate is suppose to stimulate the same sections of the brain as orgasms do - so it makes sense.

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  6. Anonymous23 March 2011 at 17:26

    But, but what about chocolate beer?

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  7. Seb23 March 2011 at 17:39

    S'pose I have ancestors who lived on both Venus and Mars then.

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  8. Anonymous23 March 2011 at 18:27

    Where are burgers from?

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  9. Anonymous23 March 2011 at 19:37

    I agree with the first Anonymous, what about chocolate beer, or better yet, those that brew their own chocolate beer (e.g., http://homebrew.stackexchange.com/questions/67/when-brewing-a-chocolate-stout-should-the-cacao-nibs-be-added-in-the-boil-the-s )?

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  10. LA/wts23 March 2011 at 21:25

    And that (according to the learned Pres. Chavez of Venezuela) is why the Martians died out: once they wasted all their water, their breweries went belly-up................. 7@=Q

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  11. Cass24 March 2011 at 00:57

    The book idea is intruiging - I can just picture it. Like the Little Book of Calm, only the Litle Book of STM. Or a reference book, sorted by the type of insult for your daily insulting needs!

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  12. Alfonso24 March 2011 at 04:00

    I can't believe that only one people wanted this on some merchandise. When I first read what STM had said I thought that there were gonna be millions screaming "That HAS to be on a shirt!!!" xDD (BTW, that's what I want ;) xD)

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  13. Anonymous24 March 2011 at 15:41

    Please, oh, please put this on some merchandise; I love it!!

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  14. Anonymous25 March 2011 at 05:53

    We need this on shits. I like fitted women's t's, especially the new v-neck one. And what happened to princess bird fish monkey face?

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  15. Ash25 March 2011 at 21:19

    That's actually profound!

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  16. Anonymous26 March 2011 at 01:30

    There's a book by John Gray called, "Men are from Mars, Women Are from Venus." Perhaps STM has read the book and realized that the reason men are from Mars is because that is where the beer is and Women are from Venus because that is where the chocolate is!

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  17. Lori27 March 2011 at 07:23

    LOL The beer's from Mars, chocolate's from Venus was brilliant!

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  18. Anonymous2 April 2011 at 01:03

    note to anonymous at 21:19 - duh!

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