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Apr 14 2011

"Tell me, what are vampires wearing this season? Anyone? Anyone?!"

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"(whispering) The secret's out. (full voice) I'm fucking awesooooooome!"
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Posted by Karen Slavick-Lennard at 06:55

13 comments:

  1. REL14 April 2011 at 07:18

    Well, now that the secret's out- I guess you are!!!

    Oh and think it's safe to say vampires are wearing black this season.

    Hilarious stuff, love the blog!

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  2. Anonymous14 April 2011 at 09:32

    I really want that "The secret's out" one on a T-shirt!

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  3. Mo14 April 2011 at 11:16

    "Anyone? Anyone?" Sounds just like the teacher(Ben Stein) in "Ferris Bueller's Day Off"

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  4. Cass14 April 2011 at 11:26

    Apparently they are wearing spangles that have been bedazzled. Just ask Stephanie Myer.

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  5. Anonymous14 April 2011 at 11:38

    Is STM now channeling Oprah?

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  6. Snugs7214 April 2011 at 14:31

    OMG! LOVE the secret's out! That's soooo STM!!!

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  7. Anonymous14 April 2011 at 15:29

    haha yeap t-shirt right there, the secret's out!

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  8. Azyuriel14 April 2011 at 16:25

    STM sounds like he's channeling "The Miz" from WWE

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  9. Aviva14 April 2011 at 17:13

    I am laughing so hard right now...the first one I see STM as a snarky, perky professor gleaning info on the down low. Then, after compiling the creme de la creme of a costume, he admires himself in the mirror as he prances. Actually, I think we need a picture of Adam prancing to go along with the second comment.

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  10. JamiSings14 April 2011 at 17:37

    Vampires are wearing whatever they can find at WalMart and thrift stores this year - trying to get as far from Edward Cullen as they can.

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  11. Anonymous15 April 2011 at 06:15

    LOL ooh my gosh, I love the "secret"

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  12. Simply Valorie18 April 2011 at 18:30

    hahaha "The Secret" one is the best! Definitely needs to be made into a shirt!

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  13. A. Hewitt21 April 2011 at 22:48

    the secrets out toatlly needs to be a shirt

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