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Apr 20 2011

"It'll suck to be a moose. You just can't play Pong."

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And the reveal!

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For those who spent the late 70's - early 80's in a cave (or as a mere twinkle in their parents' eyes), Pong was, like, the first video game most of us ever saw! Ah, the memories....

KAREN: You said something like, "I don't wanna be a moose. You can't play pong."
ADAM: Maybe with their antlers they could.
KAREN: Yeah. They could even play pong against themselves, between their two antlers.
ADAM: Oh!
KAREN: Solitaire pong.
ADAM: No, it's a bit boring, 'cause they can't watch it, though.
KAREN: (getting sleepy) Mmm.
ADAM: It'd make them go dizzy, and give them eye strain.
KAREN: Mmmm.
ADAM: It could be like a mating ritual between two moose. I take it it is "moose" not "mice".
KAREN: (more sleepy) Mm-hmm
ADAM: Or meese.
KAREN: Mm.
ADAM: Like geese and goose.
KAREN: (totally sleepy) Mmmm.
ADAM: Moose and meese.
KAREN: Mmmmm.
ADAM: I wonder why. Why does that one break the rules?
KAREN: Mmm-hmmm.
ADAM: You're not even listening.
KAREN: Mmmmmm.
ADAM: It's ok, I'm used to it. Sleep Talkin' Man is used to it, as well.
KAREN: Mmm. Mmm.
ADAM: The world listens. My wife doesn't.
KAREN: Mmmm.

Posted by Karen Slavick-Lennard at 07:26

17 comments:

  1. Mo20 April 2011 at 08:14

    The.best.ever! "The world listens. My wife doesn't."

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  2. LizzyLovesSatan20 April 2011 at 08:18

    It breaks the rules because English is lazy and silly!

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  3. Snugs7220 April 2011 at 13:27

    I was soooooooo thinking that would be a great shirt for the men out there too!

    "The world listens. My wife doesn't"

    Even as a female, I think that's great! lol.

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  4. Anonymous20 April 2011 at 14:10

    "The world listens. My wife doesn't."

    This has to be on a T-Shirt and coffee mug :)

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  5. 8daysaweek20 April 2011 at 15:29

    I agree there should be some "The World Listens. My Wife Doesn't." merch. I'm getting married next month and would love to get the fiance a t-shirt!

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  6. Anonymous20 April 2011 at 16:30

    KARENNNNNNNN?!!!!!!!!
    T-SHIRRRRRRT!!!

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  7. Anonymous20 April 2011 at 19:53

    father's day gift idea!!!!!!!

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  8. Anonymous21 April 2011 at 00:16

    The STM quote needs to be on a tshirt as well!

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  9. Unknown21 April 2011 at 01:34

    It's the "Awake-Talkin' Man" that has the quote of the year! "The world listens. My wife doesn't."

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  10. Anonymous21 April 2011 at 03:52

    Omg. "the world listens. My wife doesn't" has to be one of the best quotes ever. t-shirt is needed!

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  11. Anonymous21 April 2011 at 04:19

    Awwwwwwwwwwwww, I'm so sorry Adam! Karen doesn't mean it, I swear! <3

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  12. Anna21 April 2011 at 22:50

    Oh man, THAT should be a shirt "The world listens, my wife doesn't"

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  13. Anonymous22 April 2011 at 01:41

    I agree with the t-shirt thing! (PS, it's Luna :D)

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  14. Anonymous22 April 2011 at 14:23

    I agree that should be a t-shirt for every husband, you can even do one about girlfriends not listening.
    Adam - did you just realize that morning that she doesn't listen to you, unless your yelling something like monkey snot?

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  15. dawn in madison, wisconsin26 April 2011 at 07:30

    i love t-shirt #1. how about this for a t-shirt #2?

    "Like geese and goose. Moose and meese. I wonder why. Why does that one break the rules?"

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