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Apr 25 2011

"I could go find somebody who could surgically remove that stick from up your arse. Or, you could just chill the fuck out, Batman. Choose."

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It's true, Batman's wound pretty tight.
"I'm gonna kick you so hard, your nuts are gonna look like Christmas balls. Now give me back my wings! And the tiara."
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Sounds like STM is playing the angel in a nativity play.


Posted by Karen Slavick-Lennard at 10:23

15 comments:

  1. Anonymous25 April 2011 at 11:08

    Sounds like STM is being a bitchy fairy to me :)

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  2. Anonymous25 April 2011 at 11:35

    Typo alert! Unless STM suddenly forgot the english language, "you're" should be "your".

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  3. Anonymous25 April 2011 at 14:49

    is STM in the closet this morning, and knocking on the door to be let out? hmmmmm....

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  4. Anonymous25 April 2011 at 14:49

    And not to add insult to injury because Karen, dear, you know you're great, but I do believe one can be "high-strung" or "wound tight" and while it's possible, I've never actually heard of anyone being strung tight.

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  5. A Sassy Spinster25 April 2011 at 15:43

    Also cos he's English he says "Christmas baubles!" Hoorah for Brits.

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  6. Anonymous25 April 2011 at 18:55

    Okay grammar police, chill out and enjoy the blog...

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  7. MsM25 April 2011 at 20:26

    For the second quote, I got a flashback of Carol Kane playing the Ghost of Christmnas Present from the 1988 movie "Scrooged"

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  8. Emily25 April 2011 at 20:36

    Ironically I just read a facebook post of a friend alerting me to the fact that this is Batman's "birthday" - the day DC comics invented him. Go figure :)

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  9. LA/wts25 April 2011 at 22:14

    STM's a fine one to talk to Batman that way: from the second quote, I'd say he had an entire Christmas tree up his........ 7@=Q

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  10. Marilyn B25 April 2011 at 23:59

    It's good that people are starting to address Batman's personal foibles. Long overdue.

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  11. Synfullyblond26 April 2011 at 03:23

    oooo...i have a visual of batman impaled on a christmas tree like an angel..bet that hurt his baubbles and his ego
    at least he wasnt hung on a cross too
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  12. crowleyancanto26 April 2011 at 04:10

    The Caped Crusader vs. The Sleeptalking Man! Run quickly...tell the producers of the next Batman film that we've got ourselves an arch-rival!

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  13. Anonymous26 April 2011 at 10:15

    Definitely "Christmas baubles"!

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  14. S.M. Carrière26 April 2011 at 17:28

    Ah hah hah hah hah! Oh, number two is priceless!

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  15. Platy28 April 2011 at 22:57

    The first one makes me wish we could 'favorite' these. ;9

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