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Views expressed by Sleep Talkin' Man rarely reflect the opinions of waking Adam.
Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians (but he does hate lentils.)

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July 12 2011

"You know, it would be easier to kill the vegetarians than invite them to dinner. Bloody fucking lentils. LENTILS!"

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"Happy fucking birthday. Whoopee! You've finally grown into your bra size and your IQ, all in one go. Well done. Aren't you clever."
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I had a bit of a struggle with this one. To me, it sounded like STM was actually complimenting someone, that they had a bra size and IQ beyond their years. But Adam think he's saying that, for example, they are turning 32, which is also their bra size and their IQ. Knowing STM, I suspect Adam's got it right.


Posted by Karen Slavick-Lennard at 14:47

10 comments:

  1. stoney1312 July 2011 at 15:16

    Lentils? BLLLUUAAAAAHHHHHH! No nastier weed ever grew!

    Oh I've heard the wretched radicals! "Give peas a chance!", they sing, "Give peas a chance!" Well I say NEVER!!!! Let them lousy lentils sneak in and the next thing you you know, HUMUS!!!!

    Oh, their enablers will smile sweetly, and speak of nutritional value, but they won't tell you of the horrors of FLATULENCE! That's right! Foul-smelling gaseous horror to tear our sacred families apart! To separate our children from their parents, and wives from their husbands! DAMN IT, PEOPLE IT COULD LEAD TO DANCING! It could lead to even WORSE!!!!

    What will happen to little Dot, and Johnny when the trouser gas drives them into the yard! They could start to do scarey things like THINK!!! They could begin to notice each other! And we KNOW what THAT can lead to!

    It's time to drive the lentils back to the dark places that spawned them! Give them no quarter!! Give them no pot to hide in!! DRIVE THEM TO THE SEA!

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  2. Anonymous12 July 2011 at 16:24

    Ha! The lentils and vegetarians are back! Yay!

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  3. Anonymous12 July 2011 at 23:34

    WELL. I AM VEGAN. I TAKE OFFENSE, STM.
    He's so damn eloquent.
    A question for you, Karen:
    I suspect that the spontaneity of STM's words never gets old for you on some level, but has it become such a routine part of your lives that it's not as interesting anymore? I love it and was wondering how you've grown to see it. I hope that didn't sound offensive.

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  4. Anonymous13 July 2011 at 00:52

    haha I'm vegan too, and i think it the funniest thing! I don't eat at other peoples places any more, because of said hassle of getting into peoples minds that i don't just eat lentils (in fact, not at all, i hate them!)

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  5. Katidid13 July 2011 at 02:17

    I am SO happy to see Stoney13 is back! STM and Stoney make for a riot! Loving the "Music Man" reference!

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  6. LA/wts13 July 2011 at 03:52

    The anagram of LENTIL is LINTEL: what further proof do you need that lentils are a 'gateway drug' into Vegetarianism? 7@=Q

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  7. Anonymous13 July 2011 at 03:55

    Haha. I'm vegan and thought this was hilarious. Reminds me of that TV show The Young Ones!

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  8. lin15 July 2011 at 23:06

    Holy crap. I have to comment for once. I'm catching up on my feed after having been away and, um... you posted this on my 32nd birthday! Yikes!

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  9. Anonymous18 July 2011 at 15:34

    Some of this seems fake....he knows you go out of your way to listen to him, so he's putting on a show. Prob in the beginning it was real, and its becoming more fake over time.
    But the truth isnt as appealing as the lie, is it?

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  10. Magoo25 July 2011 at 13:29

    The last clip gave me a good chuckle, seeing as July 12 was my 21st Birthday. STM must be telling me I'm small and really dumb XD

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