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Views expressed by Sleep Talkin' Man rarely reflect the opinions of waking Adam.
Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians (but he does hate lentils.)

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July 25 2011

"It's too quiet in here. Make some noise. Preferably, the cheering for me kind of noise. Yeah, that's better."

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"Fuck monkeeeeeeey... Dish it out! Noodle style."
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And here's Adam's awakening (in response to me softly stroking his head), followed by a thoughtful comparison of our respective vernaculars:

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STM: MOLE!
KAREN: Which kind of mole, the animal, or the thing on your skin?
ADAM: I don't know what you're talking about. It was a manimal.
KAREN: A manimal?
ADAM: Yeah. Flopped onto my head.
KAREN: A mole flopped onto your head?
ADAM: I was in a cave, and it must have been burrowing, and it fell from the roof of the cave. I need to pee, really badly.
KAREN: Okay, go pee.
ADAM: I'm so tired, I may just pee here.
KAREN: Do you realize you say "pee" instead of "wee" now?
ADAM: It sounds nicer.
KAREN: I like it better, actually.
ADAM: I've been saying "poop"
KAREN: Yeah.
ADAM: Poop! Poop!
KAREN: Pooooop!
ADAM: Poop pooooop!
KAREN: Yeah, it's like being on a nice train.
ADAM: Poop train's pulling out of the station!
KAREN: Oh no! I think I might have to put this conversation on the blog.
ADAM: I've got a one-way ticket on the poop train!

Posted by Karen Slavick-Lennard at 07:37

10 comments:

  1. Andreas B25 July 2011 at 09:06

    I wonder what kind of noise the people STM was talking to made to make him happy.

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  2. Unknown25 July 2011 at 11:05

    LOVE the laugh :) thank you guys for making each day a little brighter ;)

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  3. Anonymous25 July 2011 at 12:52

    OMG! The poop train...I could see that on a onesie!

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  4. Anonymous25 July 2011 at 16:24

    You guys are toooooooo fun!!

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  5. Anonymous25 July 2011 at 19:40

    There's another kind of mole as well: it's a large construction machine made for digging tunnels.

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  6. Aviva25 July 2011 at 21:04

    Hahahah! The ad on this page as I'm listening to the poop train conversation is this: Crazy Nastyass Honey Badger Tshirts Hundreds of sizes (really??) & styles.

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  7. Anonymous25 July 2011 at 21:45

    I sure hope that ticket is only one way D:

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  8. LA/wts26 July 2011 at 00:30

    The problem with poop trains is that they often don't run on time. Now Pirate STM is lucky - he has his own poop deck! 7@=Q

    And - "Manimal"? Has Adam been watching old TV shows from the '80's?

    BTW: there's yet another kind of "mole": a wharf, jetty or breakwater in a harbor....

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  9. Anonymous26 July 2011 at 22:40

    Then there's also the mole, as in an agent or informant. Then there's the unit of atomic measurement, but that's spelled differently.

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  10. Anonymous26 July 2011 at 23:38

    The conversations you two have are the best part of this blog!

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