"Goddamnit, I'm gonna have to double brown bag your fucking ugly face now."
or click here"My moose don't moo. It's a mute moose. I am not amused."
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Check out that alliteration. How very Dr. Seussian. Incidentally, there appears to be a pattern emerging here. Cast your mind back to June 4.
I found that second one very amoosing.
ReplyDeleteGroan @ marlon. *giggle
ReplyDeleteHaven't listened to them yet; but that second one is hard to say quickly lol.
If you're not amused by a mooless, mute moose,
ReplyDeleteIt's likely your mute moose's mooer is loose.
So move to his mooer, and give it a goose,
And your moose a most musical moo will produce! 7@=Q
I wanna marry a sleep talkin' man too...Where do I get one? ahah
ReplyDeleteBrilliant :)
The works of LA/wts needs to be published immediately.
ReplyDeleteAmoosing indeed. XD
ReplyDeleteApropos of nothing... I think y'all did something with sloths once, and if you haven't seen it already I thought I'd show you this video.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sL5mAbwUYpM&feature=channel_video_title
I think both of the moose quotes would go great together on the same t-shirt; along with LA's poem - are we sure Ted Geisel is dead? Trivia - what was Theodor Geisel's middle name?
ReplyDeleteTheodore Giesel's middle name was Seuss. He was Dr. Seuss.
ReplyDeleteAnyway, sounds like STM has been watching VeggieTales again! It's not a moose, but there is a "mute cebu." So, hey, why not? After all, there are other strange animal things in the show.
See? A mute cebu!
http://youtu.be/1gQXa9SgrtE