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Views expressed by Sleep Talkin' Man rarely reflect the opinions of waking Adam.
Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians (but he does hate lentils.)


July 24 2011

"Goddamnit, I'm gonna have to double brown bag your fucking ugly face now."

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"My moose don't moo. It's a mute moose. I am not amused."
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Check out that alliteration. How very Dr. Seussian. Incidentally, there appears to be a pattern emerging here. Cast your mind back to June 4.


  1. I found that second one very amoosing.

  2. Groan @ marlon. *giggle

    Haven't listened to them yet; but that second one is hard to say quickly lol.

  3. If you're not amused by a mooless, mute moose,
    It's likely your mute moose's mooer is loose.
    So move to his mooer, and give it a goose,
    And your moose a most musical moo will produce! 7@=Q

  4. I wanna marry a sleep talkin' man too...Where do I get one? ahah

    Brilliant :)

  5. The works of LA/wts needs to be published immediately.

  6. Amoosing indeed. XD
    Apropos of nothing... I think y'all did something with sloths once, and if you haven't seen it already I thought I'd show you this video.

  7. I think both of the moose quotes would go great together on the same t-shirt; along with LA's poem - are we sure Ted Geisel is dead? Trivia - what was Theodor Geisel's middle name?

  8. Theodore Giesel's middle name was Seuss. He was Dr. Seuss.

    Anyway, sounds like STM has been watching VeggieTales again! It's not a moose, but there is a "mute cebu." So, hey, why not? After all, there are other strange animal things in the show.

    See? A mute cebu!