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Views expressed by Sleep Talkin' Man rarely reflect the opinions of waking Adam.
Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians (but he does hate lentils.)


July 28 2011

"Pygmy goat herding sucks. I've got this fucking teacup pig for a ride, and they just all laugh at me. Fucking mini bearded bitches."

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This needs an illustration.

And we got some more of those funny sounds:

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Karen's notes: Apologies in advance if the audio sounds like it has skips and other weirdness. The player I use seems to be having issues today.


  1. I don't mean to alarm you, but your husband may be turning into a furry. :3

  2. illustration indeed... in fact, i demand it!

  3. Haha! I just looked up teacup pigs...

  4. Has anyone else realized that STM has mentioned an animal for six days in a row now?!

  5. I didn't notice it was 6 days in a row, but I did notice he has been mentioning farm animals a lot. First ponies, then horses, now pigs and goats?
    I want to see chickens next. Chickens are always funny.
    Hey Adam, tell your subconscious to mention chickens!

  6. He did chickens already - granted, he was talking about eating them. But still chickens have been done.

    I think it's time to move on from the farm. I'd love to see some magical creatures instead. Unicorns, dragons, manticores, maybe the occasional centaur, a gryphon or two.

  7. Well of course pygmy goat herding would suck if you're doing it with a teacup pig! You're supposed to use trained Guinea pigs, riding in chariots pulled by wiener dogs!

    It's a well-known fact that nothing puts a pygmy goat in the mood to travel like a buck-toothed rodent riding an a rig drug by wiener dog!

    Cannabis..... Ah!.... Cannabis...!

  8. @JamiSings: It's a tempting idea; but if you let STM loose in a mythological menagerie, you can't hold him responsible for the consequences... 7@=Q

  9. I'm trying to find myself, have you seen me anywhere?

  10. @LA/wts - True. Knowing STM he'd be serving up unicorn steak and dragon eggs for breakfast.

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