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Views expressed by Sleep Talkin' Man rarely reflect the opinions of waking Adam.
Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians (but he does hate lentils.)


July 29 2011

"She hit me in the face with cheese. Stringy cheese. Straight from her weeping vaj sac."

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As I was listening to this in real time, I was truly enjoying it... until the final sentence landed. Ugh.
"My blogspot is better than yours. Better than yours. Fuck yeah, it's better than yours."
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How very self-referential of STM. He's never shown any direct awareness of the blog before. Anyway, sounds like he's got his own version of the Milkshake Song going (see YouTube).


  1. on the first: went from laughing to ewwwww in less than a blink of an eye.

  2. I tried the link to "this ridiculous song" and got the message..."The uploader has not made this video available in your country.". I must assume the song is the milkshake song, which I agree is ridiculous. I'm in the US, just wanted to let you know.

    Thanks for all the laughs and joy.

  3. Okay, yeah, first quote, gross... lol! But the beginning of it reminded me of something. Really random.. On the radio this morning, they had a segment for strange news. One news story was saying that a couple was fighting and the man actually smacked the girl in the face with his grilled cheese sandwich. Very random. lol

  4. Well, it's hard to compete with STM. He do have a great blogspot. :D

  5. Well of course your is better! You have Iguanas denied the very essence of polite society, Ninja Hamsters, Graffiti Monkeys, Pygmy Goat herding, Teacup Pigs, foul deeds by the fairer sex, accomplished with string cheese, and LENTILS! The foulest of Legumes! Unrighteous source of trouser gas, and a scourge to all who have noses! That baleful bean of many varieties that may secret itself in sauce to do its evil within the intestinal tract unknown by the poor victim! There to produce the noxious vapors that drive people away from each other! Breaking up homes! Interrupting relationships! And dividing one from another, the very building blocks of consensus, and enlightened society!

    From STM we get all these wonderful things and more! How shall we compete? What grand words of verse or prose may we offer as counter to Vampire Penguins! By what virtue shall we stand before Tea Deprived Iguanas and not feel in our heats the drumbeat of revolution!

    STM has smitten us all! He in his sleep, has done what none could do awake!

    We kneel before you, STM! Broken! Bleeding! Weeping!

  6. Man, it appears that STM has really grossed out most of the readers of this blog. I didn't think that could happen.

    Nice take on the Milkshake song!

  7. my blogspot brings all the boys to the yard

  8. The second one would make a great t-shirt. Especially with all the people who blog.

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