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Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians (but he does hate lentils.)

20110810

Aug 10 2011

"Ladies and gentlemen, please remember to put your oxygen mask on first, followed by your favorite child."

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"Put your lemons away. Put them away! Did you not hear about the lemon law? This is serious!"
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There actually is a "lemon law" in the States, having to do with the sale of used cars that fall apart once you drive away. Although, that said, Adam swears he had never heard of it before.

Posted by Karen Slavick-Lennard at 08:19

11 comments:

  1. Cass10 August 2011 at 08:54

    I'm imagining STM wearing an oxygen mask and his favourite child (maybe as a stole around his neck?)...

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  2. A Daft Scots Lass10 August 2011 at 10:03

    "Ladies and gentlemen, please remember to put your oxygen mask on first, followed by your favorite child."

    This should be epitomised on a T-Shirt

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  3. Anonymous10 August 2011 at 10:49

    :-)

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  4. Anonymous10 August 2011 at 10:50

    Fabulous.
    Love your work. Love your husbnad.
    http://emmaodettebarnett.com

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  5. Anonymous10 August 2011 at 13:05

    Often a problem, when you visit a Citron dealership.

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  6. Anonymous10 August 2011 at 13:37

    Lol, I'm glad I'm not the only one envisioning stm with both an oxygen mask and a child on his self

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  7. Anonymous10 August 2011 at 17:45

    if there is a list of what you don't want to hear on an airplane.... that first one will be near the top of that list... no doubt!

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  8. Anonymous10 August 2011 at 21:38

    Karen, we need to find a way to make STM into SWM (Sleep Walkin' Man) to get out there and sort out these riots!

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  9. Anonymous10 August 2011 at 22:38

    Love it.

    Btw, Sleep Talkin Man, thought you might find this interesting... www.drinksleepyhead.com

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  10. Anonymous11 August 2011 at 07:43

    Re: Lemons

    Are you sure STM isn't channeling Portal 2 audio? (Uh, Portal 2 possible spoilers below, obviously):
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NyLUU3O4zW8

    ~DFM

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  11. James26 August 2011 at 20:16

    I fly a 747 and just came across the "favourite child" comment. That's got to be about the funniest thing I've heard all week. Can't wait to tell the other pilots about this one...

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