"There are times when drinking the contents of the stomach of a ten-day-old corpse is a good idea. After hanging out with you, this is one of those times. Cock off!"
or click here"Oh, for god's sake. Your cat is eating my watermelon. Oh! It ate the whole thing! All gone."
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Oh, that desperate little moan in the middle just broke my heart.
Poor STM! Get him some watermelon!
ReplyDeleteWhere do you actually find a 10 day old corpse?
ReplyDeleteSounds like stm is channeling his inner zombie
ReplyDeleteI imagine he would find a 10 day old corpse in the same place he found the recently dead from the gem of June 4th: "I would rather gargle contents of the arseholes of the recently dead than go out with you. It's not a hard choice really." The things STM would do rather than socialize with people he does not find up to his standards is amazing! What interesting anatomical bit will he come up with next? :)
ReplyDeleteThe other night my boyfriend woke me up. He was standing on the edge of the bed with his hands under the edge of the blankets searching for something. When I asked what he was looking for he responded with "Cardboard. I'm looking for the cardboard that we were going to put between the beds. But if we used it instead of the wood for the campfire... Where's the cardboard?" Then he walked into the bathroom, had himself a drink of water and came back to bed. I could not at the time and still cannot control my laughter over it! I think it had to do with us camping a few weeks ago and having the airmattress deflate on us and trouble getting a fire started in the rain.
ReplyDelete"Oh! It ate the whole thing!" Awww poor Adam! Your site is hilarious btw :)
ReplyDeleteJust a few days before this post, my cat ate almost an entire watermelon! I feel for you, STM.
ReplyDeletethere's a jack off jill song called my cat. one of the lines is, "he can eat a whole watermelon."
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