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20110817

Aug 17 2011

"Now listen, Mr. Dickhead Knobcheese Ballyfuck, I would highly recommend a name change. Something short and snappy... 'Cunt' would suffice."

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"A rodent with a machine gun: rat-ta-tat-ta-tat, rat-ta-tat-ta-tat-ta-tat, rat-ta-tat-ta-tat-ta-tat. Sweet!"
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Haha. Get it? Rodent. Rat-a-tat. Ha.

7 comments:

  1. Karen and Adam... I was in the shop just now, looking at apparel for my soon to be nephew or niece, and am dying to see stats for the quotes insofar as sales go. I mean, how many people have actually had the guts to order "I'm Captain Bollocks of the Good Ship Scrotum"???!!! Inquiring minds want to know!

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  2. Rodent with a machine gun needs an artists rendering, don't you think??? Could be awesome-sauce!

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  3. Donna I thought exactly the same... and couldn't resist :
    http://guiltydesigns.blogspot.com/2011/08/sleep-taling-man.html

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  4. Yeah, I think its probably "Baldy-fuck". Another fantastic line to share with my friends though. Fantastic!

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  5. The best part is that there's a pokémon by the name of ratatta

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