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Views expressed by Sleep Talkin' Man rarely reflect the opinions of waking Adam.
Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians (but he does hate lentils.)

20110804

Aug 4 2011

Adam was making the little groaning sounds that always precede a bout of sleep talking. I tried answering him with my own little groan, with the following results.
"Shut up! I know it's my turn. Now back off. Shhhh."
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Sounds like STM was feeling a bit pressured to perform. But, in the end, he did not disappoint:
"I can't wear these pants anymore. They're just too tight. They're giving me cock cramp... FREEDOOOOOOOOOOM! Yeah, wiggle it. Mmm, feel that swaying? That swaying is freedom!"
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Don't forget, "pants" here = underwear. This one prompted this conversation in the morning:

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ADAM: I could paint one ball blue and one ball white.
KAREN: Are you talking about Braveheart?
ADAM: Yeah. Bravecrotch. FREEDOOOOOOOOM!

Posted by Karen Slavick-Lennard at 07:59

14 comments:

  1. AstoundMeGo4 August 2011 at 13:09

    cock cramp, the male camel toe. awesome.

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  2. smikette4 August 2011 at 14:59

    i love your sense of humour, guys!

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  3. Anonymous4 August 2011 at 16:43

    I'd probably watch Bravecrotch.

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  4. Anonymous4 August 2011 at 17:17

    The first comment about it being his turn. I see this as STM telling Adam not to wake up as it was his turn with the body. All this is fine until STM wakes up and stays Himself... mmm?

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  5. JamiSings4 August 2011 at 21:03

    I'd rather watch Bravecrotch staring Adam then Braveheart staring that nutso bigoted bastard Mel.

    Though I can't see Karen sharing Bravecrotch.

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  6. Nina4 August 2011 at 22:39

    What's with STM and the nakedness?

    Anyway, this was owned! =D

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  7. Anonymous5 August 2011 at 00:14

    Can I put this on my tumblr ? With credit, of course. PLEASE ?

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  8. LA/wts5 August 2011 at 04:16

    "Bravecrotch"..... wasn't that one about Willy Wallace at the battle of Bollockburn? 7@=Q

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  9. JamiSings5 August 2011 at 05:44

    @LA - Actually I'd say Bravecrotch would be anyone who slept with Paris Hilton.

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  10. Anonymous5 August 2011 at 12:56

    I wear nothing under my kilt, because my crotch demands FREEEEEDOOOOM!

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  11. Anonymous5 August 2011 at 15:10

    The male equivalent of a camel toe is called a moose hoof (nice, right?) but I do like the ring of cock cramp :)

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  12. PC36011 August 2011 at 15:46

    I haven't been on STM in a while after usually daily page views. This is awesome.

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  13. Anonymous7 November 2011 at 10:45

    Hahaha, I love how poetic "cock cramp" is! Cock cramp. Cock cramp! Cock craaamp.

    ... Sorry. D=

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