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Views expressed by Sleep Talkin' Man rarely reflect the opinions of waking Adam.
Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians (but he does hate lentils.)


Sep 3 2011

"'Sea cow this' and 'sea cow that'. Fucking bastard sea cows taking up all the conversation! It's MY turn to shine."

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Here's what's so great about this one: I've started addressing Sleep Talkin' Man sometimes before we go to sleep. For example, if Adam hasn't talked in his sleep for a few days, I'll say, "Listen, Sleep Talkin' Man in there, I really miss you. Could you please come and visit me tonight?" A few nights ago, I said, apropos of nothing, "Sleep Talkin' Man, I'd really like to hear about manatees, okay?" And this was what came out that very night. Sounds like STM resented my showing interest in any particular subject matter, rather that his mere existence. Awesome.


  1. Ah hahahaha! It's like you are seeding the STM cloud, and waiting for the precipitation of good quotes! See if you can get him to comment on Boston slang. I'd die if I heard him say "wicked pissah" in that british accent.

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  3. That's STM for you - kickin' the dugong around....... 7@=Q

  4. Maybe he thinks he should be a Right Honorable STM Librarian.

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