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Views expressed by Sleep Talkin' Man rarely reflect the opinions of waking Adam.
Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians (but he does hate lentils.)


Sep 4 2011

"Mustard! Mustard before ketchup. Always after mayonnaise. Get it right, then you've reached perfection."

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  1. Thank you for giving me such a good laugth when I now have went trough the HOLE archive!! Its awsome!
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  2. Is this a dictate from Hamburger Heaven?

    Please, tell us suffering mortals: what is the correct Order of Garnishing? Does one put the Condiments upon the Burger, or the Bun? And of the Lettuce, Tomato, Pickle and Onion: how are they to be arrayed, to be pleasing in the eyes of the Lord? May we speak of the melting of the Cheese, or is that an Abomination? 7@=Q

  3. This actually sound like a game my kids play on HPgames called Burger Island. The goal of the game is to assemble different recipes of hamburgers, fries and shakes in a particular order. Has STM been playing too much Burger Island??

  4. That's very specific :P


  5. WHEW! I am SO glad that in some dimension of life, I have FINALLY achieved perfection. Well, now I can cross THAT off my list!

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