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Views expressed by Sleep Talkin' Man rarely reflect the opinions of waking Adam.
Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians (but he does hate lentils.)

20111013

Oct 13 2011

"I'm gonna need about five more arms, three eyes, and an eighth more brain. Yeah. And then I'll be a one-man X-Box ninja fighting army! Bring it on, bitches!"

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"Oh, jeez. You're so pathetic, you're permanently halfway towards pity sex."
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Posted by Karen Slavick-Lennard at 08:07

11 comments:

  1. Grace Alexander13 October 2011 at 11:18

    First! And OMG laughing so hard at 'pity sex'...

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  2. Anonymous13 October 2011 at 13:02

    lol at the x-box ninja fighting army.... lovely.

    I don't know about some of ya'll.... pity sex works. when it comes to sex. I'm not to proud. I'll take it.

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  3. Anonymous13 October 2011 at 18:09

    PERMANENTLY HALFWAY TOWARDS... Oh. Oh my. That's mean.

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  4. JamiSings13 October 2011 at 19:14

    Gee, when did STM meet me IRL?

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  5. Anonymous13 October 2011 at 19:34

    A 7-armed, 5-eyed ninja-fighting sleep talker with an IQ of 112.5? We're done for.... done for.

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  6. Andreas B13 October 2011 at 22:00

    Anonymous (13 October 2011 19:34):

    I'm pretty sure STM's IQ is far higher than 100. He is a genius, a mastermind. Too bad he is an evil mastermind.

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  7. LA/wts13 October 2011 at 22:21

    @Andreas: Masterminds are evil by definition: the Forces of Light Operating Procedures Protocol Ordinances (FLOPPO) requires all Grand Plans to be reviewed (and, inevitably, heavily amended) by a committee of ethicists, environmental consultants, copyright lawyers and Human Rights advocates; then presented to various focus groups for evaluation, before facing a vote in the General Council, which requires a 2/3 majority to pass said plan.

    It's a wonder anything gets done at all..... 7@=Q

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  9. Grace Alexander14 October 2011 at 11:43

    @ Mike: SPAMMER.

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