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Views expressed by Sleep Talkin' Man rarely reflect the opinions of waking Adam.
Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians (but he does hate lentils.)


Jan 27 2012

"You're just like an itch that I'd love to scratch… with a fucking chainsaw."

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This pleasant little number will be my last real-time post for a couple of weeks. We're leaving tomorrow for Costa Rica to volunteer at a sloth sanctuary for two weeks! But do not despair, for I've pre-scheduled posts from my nest-egg of STM gems. I'll miss you guys!


  1. I laughed loud. sorry for making you itch and bitch. turn around and talk to ME and your troubles are gone because noooobody knows the

    1. is equally priceless

    2. I'm sure you've seen it27 January 2012 at 10:37


  2. Give the sloths a hug for me - they are so cute!

  3. I take it Molly was scratching herself in the middle of the night? Lol

    1. I take it a cancer was scratching itself in the middle of my body? Lol

    2. sorry, if we stick to realilty, there are harmless tumors in my arm as it turned out, not malignant. let's stay exact. that's what they might be thinking though. and I'm happy for all the people around me who helped me to deal with my fear of death. and yes, you were not one of them

  4. Super envious you guys get to go hang with the sloths.

  5. We'll miss you too! Be sure to tell us how it went! :) (This STM quote is one of my favorites now...XD)

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