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Views expressed by Sleep Talkin' Man rarely reflect the opinions of waking Adam.
Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians (but he does hate lentils.)

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Jan 3 2012

"Well, fuck you! Fuck you, Amazon. You don't KNOW me. I kill puppies. Suggest something for me NOW then, you shit spreading bastard— Ooh! Bathtub fairy lights! Mmm, pretty."

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"Nee nee nee nee nee nee nee OHHH! Pooooooooooo nee nee nee nee nee nee nee nee nee... BOLLOCKS!"
 or click here

Posted by Karen Slavick-Lennard at 07:24

16 comments:

  1. JamiSings3 January 2012 at 07:38

    Methinks the STM doth protest too much. I bet he doesn't kill puppies at all. He hides them and is training them to be his secret Amazon hunting army.

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  2. hahahahahaha3 January 2012 at 07:47

    I bet KINDle was named after Adam

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  3. Anonymous3 January 2012 at 08:19

    Haha, Amazon! It knows, dammit, it knows!

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  4. Shonda Hall3 January 2012 at 08:24

    i think STM was referring to these:

    http://www.amazon.com/Munchkin-Disco-Lights-Colors-Vary/dp/B003IHVHKE/ref=sr_1_fkmr1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1325578969&sr=8-2-fkmr1

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  5. Cass3 January 2012 at 09:54

    I hate Amazon too, STM. It shows me all sorts of goodies and then refuses to ship them to me after I've spent all that time deciding to buy them!

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  6. Anonymous3 January 2012 at 11:01

    The way he says "nee" actually resembles Dutch...

    Do you think STM is consistently the same person, or could there be multiple STM's?

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  7. Anonymous3 January 2012 at 14:39

    t-shirt for both... the last one would make a great ring tone!!

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  8. Lauren Helen3 January 2012 at 16:09

    I agree with STM - Amazon makes the stupidest suggetions...

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  9. JamiSings3 January 2012 at 16:48

    Ooooh! I didn't even think of THAT Amazon! I was thinking of the mythological tribe of Amazons - women warriors.

    Color me embarrassed.

    But yeah, Amazon makes some really crappy suggestions. I just can't convince it that just because I like Barry Manilow does NOT mean I like Barbara Streisand. In fact, I can't stand the bitch.

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  10. Laura3 January 2012 at 17:07

    Can you post the second one to Facebook as well?

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  11. Anonymous3 January 2012 at 18:19

    (off topic) Yeah I'm not the only one who can't stand Streisand

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  12. Anonymous3 January 2012 at 19:05

    I think STM has been watching monty python. He has clearly joined the knights who say nee.

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  13. KSena3 January 2012 at 20:22

    *lol* So much love to STM! :-D Me and hubby looks forward to every post you do! And we sit and listen to it together, grinning and trying to make sense of STM! We have yet to succeed! But we are stubborn. ;-)

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  14. LA/wts3 January 2012 at 21:11

    I think I would subscribe to the multiple-STM theory: that last one is clearly about five years old..... 7@=Q

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  15. Andreas B3 January 2012 at 22:07

    The second one is clearly the theme song for STM. When he arrives to the scene of a crime and scares away the bad guys with a witty remark, that song plays in the background.

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  16. Jaime W14 January 2012 at 15:39

    My daughter said the first one is SO ADHD.

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