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Feb 15 2012

"Here's my CV. Why don't you just file it under 'Awesome'."

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Does everyone in the States know that CV = resume?

This conversation is from the beginning of the night, shortly after we got into bed:

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ADAM: (starts awake suddenly, gasping)
KAREN: You okay?
ADAM: Yeah. It was worms. It's okay, it was just worms.
KAREN: Oh! I thought you were awake, so I went to pet your head.
ADAM: Oh.
KAREN: But you thought it was worms.
ADAM: They were all over me.
KAREN: Oh, god. I'm sorry.
ADAM: It's okay. I was chopping them.
KAREN: Tripping them?
ADAM: With a shovel. Chop.
KAREN: Chopping them.
ADAM: In half.
KAREN: Did that work, or did they just grow back?
ADAM: I'm not talking, I'm sleeping.

Posted by Karen Slavick-Lennard at 07:32

16 comments:

  1. Reil15 February 2012 at 14:31

    CV means something slightly more academic in the States, I believe. I've always heard CV used in relation to academic/scientific/journalistic accomplishments (degrees and publications, but mostly publications).

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  3. Anonymous15 February 2012 at 15:14

    CV = curriculum vitae....your life accomplishments. So can be both, however, N. America it does tend to be more academic than job related.

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  4. half-worm15 February 2012 at 15:33

    roger that. although mind the hubris

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  5. Marilyn B15 February 2012 at 19:11

    I'll use this in my cover letters!

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    Dear Ms. Karen Slavick-Lennard,
    I discovered your blog by way of my Psych teacher. I was so amused that I listen to your archives until I reached early 2011. I find it far more hilarious than my friends do, mostly because my laughter is unstoppable and takes on a mildly maniacal tone if I am exposed to Adam's quirk for extended periods of time. Please never stop posting.
    By the way I think you a super human to have survived for so long. I would have died laughing in the first six months if I were you.

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  7. NitaS16 February 2012 at 19:58

    You know that CV quote needs to be on a T-shirt, right?

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  8. Loraine16 February 2012 at 23:55

    I've 11 years of higher education under my belt and I've never heard of a CV. I've heard of a Vita, and I've heard of a CV joint in a motor vehicle. Neither of my degrees is in auto mechanics. I have no idea what this means for my future.

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  9. Miriam21 February 2012 at 00:11

    http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_is_a_CV_and_when_should_you_use_a_CV_instead_of_a_resume

    =)

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