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Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians (but he does hate lentils.)


Oct 29 2012

"So, bacon-sniffing bar-mitzvah boy, we meet again. Dry cure, or no dry cure? Ball's in your court."

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And here, STM again wakes Adam in that rude way that he has.
"CUNT CHUNDER!" (rest of transcript below)
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KAREN: Mmmm-hmmm.
ADAM: I gave myself a fright.
KAREN: Yeah, that was loud and quite rude.
ADAM: Was that word "thunder?"
KAREN: Wait, what do you think you said?
ADAM: "Thunder."
KAREN: It rhymes.
ADAM: (after a long pause) I've got think of a more efficient way of rhyming than going through the alphabet and putting a new letter in front of "thunder."
KAREN: I'm pretty sure you said (small groan of disgust) "cunt chunder."
ADAM: I said what?
KAREN: Oh, you're gonna make me say it again, I can't believe it.
ADAM: With pleasure.
KAREN: "Cunt chunder."
ADAM: You see, there's something the way you said it, that with your voice, it just makes it sound polite. "I'd like some cunt chunder, please."


  1. I always knew STM was a villain! And the reveal was hilarious.

  2. I'll be laughing about that all day. I have no further words.

  3. Sounds like a sports nickname.

    "Batting fifth, the shortstop ... Cunt Chunder."

  4. I think I want the Cunt Chunder sound as a sound-bite for text messages...any chance you can make it available to download?? I'm LMAO right now!

  5. "Will you be wanting your Cunt Chunder mild or spicy, Memsahib?" (Sorry) 7@=Q

  6. Evidently, chunder in Australia means to "throw up". Getting the strangest visual of "c**t chunder". hm... :)

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