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Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians (but he does hate lentils.)


Oct 31 2012

Very Manly Wednesday Rewind
"My balls are itchy. Have you got the cheese grater?"
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"Peeing standing up rules!"
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  1. OUCH! That's going to hurt some STM!

  2. He actually said "Peeing standing up rules!" 26 Dec 2009 as well! He's getting repetitive.


  3. Anonymous - Yes, this is Wednesday rewind! I'm taking the opportunity to surface some old classics from before I was posting audio. -Karen

  4. I wonder if STM knows my boss. He's constantly scratching himself when he thinks nobody is looking. Hmmmm, maybe I should get him a cheese grater for Christmas!

  5. If either of these are not being used in the shop yet, they should be. I'd probably get the first for my brother and the second for my brother-in-law, lol

  6. I must say, your husband is very creative in his sleep!

  7. Well, I suppose you could get cheese from that, of a sort.

  8. That "tchyeah" at the beginning of the second one makes me think of House, M.D.

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  10. OMG both of these are hysterical! And as a guy, I've totally felt this way before... both quotes.

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