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Views expressed by Sleep Talkin' Man rarely reflect the opinions of waking Adam.
Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians (but he does hate lentils.)

20121105

Nov 5 2012

"You know, you're right at the top of my list of things I couldn't give a flying fuck about. Yep, right at the top."

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And then, poor Adam had another one of his rude awakenings, care of STM (rest of transcript below):
"It’s another moose! (desperate, terrified panting) ANTLERS!!"
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STM: It’s another moose! (desperate, terrified panting) ANTLERS!!
KAREN: (snort, giggles)
ADAM: Hello.
KAREN: There was a sound outside, like, maybe around the rubbish bins? And you said, "It’s another moose!" And, this very fearful, questioning yell, "ANTLERS!"
ADAM: They’ve got big antlers, don’t they? M— Moo— Mooses? Mice? How about a mouse with antlers? They’ll keep failing over head first with the weight of it.
KAREN: Not if they were to scale.
ADAM: They’ll keep running into their little home and smacking them. They can’t get in because the antlers are too big.
KAREN: Aww.

30 comments:

  1. I'm always amazed by how Adam can be so witty that close to waking up.

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  2. Hmmm... 'Muice', perhaps? Those little heads would be perfect decor for a kitty hunting lodge... 7@=Q

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  3. I say "Meese," but I don't know if that's right or not. Tell STM thanks for yet another great belly laugh.

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  4. loving the loud awakenings. let's hope there's more this month!

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