"All things considered, you are more attractive than a monkey's vagina... on heat."
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Karen's notes: This was said shortly after Adam had rolled over and wrapped his arms around me.
"All things considered, you are more attractive than a monkey's vagina... on heat."
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Disturbing.
ReplyDeletexx
He really lurvs you :)
ReplyDeleteNot disturbing at all, that's true love right there. Karen, you should feel very special. Haha.
ReplyDeleteAnother classic from STM.
Cute, real cute Adam. My word you are such a sweet talker.
ReplyDeleteEver since seeing you on the Frank Skinner show I have been following your blog. I even woke my husband up to read your blog!
ReplyDeleteI am in stitches every day, and it brightens the rest of the day for me having read his latest antics.
You are a very very lucky woman to have such a good reason for not sleeping ;-)
Have you considered car/window stickers as the next expansion to the business side? STM can take over the world!
I've been really wanting to do bumper stickers, but you would be surprised at how much they are print-on-demand. I mean, would people really pay $5 for a bumper sticker?
ReplyDeleteThis is disturbing on so many levels... that I don't even know where to begin. But, I guess that's love for you.
ReplyDeleteKaren asked: "I've been really wanting to do bumper stickers, but you would be surprised at how much they are print-on-demand. I mean, would people really pay $5 for a bumper sticker?"
ReplyDeleteYES. I would instantly buy "Assholes of the world, unite!...and fuck off together."
my productivity has decreased markedly since finding out about your website. Its a pity i work for myself, i hope the two of you feel guilty for reducing my family's income!
ReplyDeleteEver so slightly disturbing O.O
ReplyDeleteWhat a sweet man!
ReplyDeletegavin, i am sure by subconscious feels some level of guilt. my conscious mind however says - get on with your work!
ReplyDeleteThere's a Hallmark Card if I ever saw one!
ReplyDeleteI am here after a long time, i was busy in my exams. :(
ReplyDeleteKaren, maybe magnets then bumper stickers?
ReplyDeletehahahahaha this one made me laugh in the middle of my new testament (aka bible class) class. everyone looked at me weird but idc lol. and i just wanted to say thank you for making my days brighter and my lil bro is getting the "Awesomness now has a name..." shirt for his b-day. its soooo my little brother (he is turning 14 and thinks he is all knowing which shows how little he does know lol)
ReplyDeleteeverytime, it's always a classic. love this stuff. totally getting my son a t-shirt for his bday. keep them coming, adam! (karen!)
ReplyDeleteThat was very sweet of Adam. I would love to see some of STM's Quotes on greeting cards. This one would make a good "I Love You" card.
ReplyDeleteNever mind!!! Just saw the greeting cards.
ReplyDeleterollin'along came a...now,
ReplyDelete---vaguely in a heat of the moment, through the fog, considering all things, monkeying around in
a wraparound bed-roll-in-one is quite the arm candy; stick to bumpers, guiltfree and workin' it out; @five dollars a popper, a sweet subconscious-demand to print, to print to press, to impress...& guesswork, works
...the Adams family busiyness is blooming with ideas forthcoming, open all season, card that and magnified, a productive income is a sweet thing, stuff of love, and brighthanks to a class.action suite of dreams,
examiNations of self-laughters discovery, reduced to tears, river crys for more, more, more hahahahahats off to Awesomness; swizzled and sworld-unity with a good level of reasoning in sleep'ining, artistry and that -
STM U>R>A. ☆"☆ Special
---L<3V Around the expansion of A mindseye window...blurred, stirred and simply delicious...the carry on gang!
carryon; (=)_(=) carryon ...
I believe I am in love with Dukedoll, having just met him now in the comments section. I'd like to send him a card with today's quote.
ReplyDelete". . .on heat." seriously adam? SERIOUSLY? :P
ReplyDeleteYou know, if I am having the crappiest day ever, I can check out STM and will get at LEAST a smile, if not a whole hearted chuckle! I have shared your site with many, and all have enjoyed it!
ReplyDeleteHappy sleep talking! (My ex once talked in his sleep and told me I ought to be the Pope! Ha...not what he called me at the END of our marriage!! lol)
Fridge magnets and/or bumper stickers! Awesome! I bet the biggest expense would be shipping the things. Thanks as always for a good chuckle...
ReplyDeletePS-I just bought tap dancing hamster shirts for both of my tap classes. That was the end of dancing for the day, we were all laughing too hard...
I would totally buy magnets/bumper stickers! And they wold make great gifts for my friends as well- can you imagine a xmas stocking stuffed full of STM sayings?
ReplyDeletehow romantic? kinda of? maybe?
ReplyDeleteI love reading this site - make me laugh every time.
And yes bumper stickers would be cool
I don't know when I've laughed so hard. It was so bad yesterday my sides were aching. Gotta get me a coffee mug at least..........I live in Australia so your fame is far reaching
ReplyDeleteAwww...he's so...romantic! In his own way....
ReplyDeleteRomantic? My first reaction to last night's musing was, "Ew-w-w-w-w-w!".
ReplyDeleteGavin go make something good dont get mad at them because they decided to make a little money go to hell and stop whining!
ReplyDeleteAnon at 1:46 - yup... "Ewwwwww!" :)
ReplyDeleteGavin - I laughed. Imagine the tabloids: "Kids Starve When Dad Gets Hooked On Sleeptalker"
Still laughing over "Damn those parsnips and their stupid infighting"!
I totally want to get a bumper sticker of this.
ReplyDeleteMy boyfriend, a bartender/lawyer, would love "Gin helps... everything" on just about everything.
Would it be possible to get mugs and stuff made up as well?