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20101109

Nov 9 2010

"I'm the freakiest shit alive. I got secrets you just won't believe. And I ain't sharing. Oh, no."

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"I wanna be a bumble bee. But not a slutty bumble bee, going around, pollinating every flower it sees. I'm a one flower kind of bee. A monogamous bee. Monogabee! That's meeeee."
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Posted by Karen Slavick-Lennard at 07:24

32 comments:

  1. Nick Jeffery9 November 2010 at 08:01

    Love the "Monogabee" bit!!!!!

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  2. Lora9 November 2010 at 08:21

    Oh, that second one is great! :D Monogabee!

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  3. jackie313379 November 2010 at 08:57

    If a monogabee is a one flower kind of bee, what would that make a jigabee?

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  4. adam lennard9 November 2010 at 09:11

    a dancing bee?

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  5. Anonymous9 November 2010 at 10:23

    gold again...tnx

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  6. smikette9 November 2010 at 12:17

    a monogabee! that's me! i LOVE it!

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  7. Grace Alexander9 November 2010 at 13:05

    Dying laughing at 'Monagabee!"

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  8. Hannah9 November 2010 at 13:59

    Monogabee - that HAS to be on a t-shirt!!!

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  9. Anonymous9 November 2010 at 14:00

    Google Ads show:

    Betterbee Inc
    Your Partners In Better Beekeeping, Since 1979.

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  10. Unknown9 November 2010 at 14:02

    "Monogabee. That's meeeee!" Definitely t-shirt material. For wearing alternately with "Badgertastic" and other animal-related wear!

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  11. Anonymous9 November 2010 at 14:16

    Google ads about flowers... lol

    Mmmmm... Monogabee! :D The sweetest honey comes from a monogabee! lol

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  12. Cara9 November 2010 at 14:44

    LOL! Monogabee belongs on a greeting card for Valentine's Day!

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  13. Emma9 November 2010 at 14:49

    Haha "Monogabee, that's meee" nice to see STM channeling his inner A.A. Milne ;-)

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  14. Happy Hour Julie9 November 2010 at 15:03

    What's a boobie bird? It's a bird that sticks his head in bee's nests and screams, 'BOO bee!'

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  15. bmolavi9 November 2010 at 15:25

    lol! that was just awesome :)

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  16. Anonymous9 November 2010 at 16:10

    Monogabee!!!!! XD

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  17. Anonymous9 November 2010 at 16:29

    Oh Karen, that must make you feel nice knowing that STM is a monogabee, his other traits are, often, well, "distasteful" (the language and nastiness). Not that you're truly married to STM, you're married to Adam. Wait a minute, I'm getting myself confused. Karen, do you considered yourself MARRIED to STM? lol I know you are, but do you feel that way? Either way, it made me feel warm and fuzzy to know STM was a monogabee!

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  18. Anonymous9 November 2010 at 16:50

    reminds me of the Monty Python song 'Eric the Half a Bee' :)
    Lydia

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  19. Anonymous9 November 2010 at 17:30

    I suppose it's better to be a monogabee than to be half a bee. Philisophically.

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  20. Lauren Patrick9 November 2010 at 20:35

    WE WANT SHIRTS!!!

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  21. Anonymous9 November 2010 at 22:23

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LZfsrcjaw8

    I just heard this song for the first time last week. Clearly STM and I are on the same wavelength here.

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  22. Anonymous9 November 2010 at 22:54

    Oh my gosh, Monogabee has to be a shirt please!

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  23. Semyprecious10 November 2010 at 04:38

    I couldn't help smiling at "Monogabee". That's so clever. STM is so with-it for a SUB-concious entity. I agree.., Monogabee calls for a shirt.

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  24. Semyprecious10 November 2010 at 04:39

    Oh, if you do a card, I volunteer to do the art. :D

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  25. Cass10 November 2010 at 08:27

    I love the monogabee!

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  26. HDB10 November 2010 at 11:56

    I apologise in advance. You'll see why.

    "One little flower is not enough for a bee like me!"

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  27. HDB10 November 2010 at 11:57

    Oops, Salmon King (Loki reference?) beat me to it. :)

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  28. Rheed12 November 2010 at 05:56

    How does STM even think of monogabee?!?!? classic.

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  29. JamiSings12 November 2010 at 15:38

    I can't help but think of that song from The King And I where the king is singing about how men are suppose to be like bees, pollinating every flower, but flowers don't fly from bee, to bee, to bee.

    He was justifying polygamy and why his new wife couldn't be allowed to run off with her true love.

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  30. Anonymous1 December 2010 at 03:20

    bahahahaha

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  31. Obat Wasir8 February 2015 at 01:10

    pengobatan kutil kelamin

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  32. Buy Zopiclone Online UK23 July 2016 at 14:07

    Adam - Keep it up.

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