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Mar 19 2011

"I've weaponized this pumpkin. Yeah. Just for you."

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And then, the wake up. It was ten minutes before the alarm, I was typing softly, and...

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KAREN: (typing as quietly as possible)
STM: Mice! Mice!
ADAM: ...Computer. Bollocks.
KAREN: Awww.
ADAM: Oh, poo.

Posted by Karen Slavick-Lennard at 09:48

13 comments:

  1. Sareberry19 March 2011 at 16:27

    Weaponized pumpkin?!?! Better Off Ted.

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  2. Nick19 March 2011 at 18:17

    “If you're in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at the enemy, throw one of those small pumpkins. Maybe it'll make everyone think how stupid war is, and while they are thinking, you can throw a real grenade at them.” - Jack Handy

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  3. Michelle19 March 2011 at 21:25

    Pumpkin chunkin anybody?

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  4. Luv4SFO19 March 2011 at 22:13

    This needs to be a T-shirt around Halloween Time. By then the new illustrator should have a beautiful depiction to go with the quote!

    Thanks for the daily laugh.

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  5. Anonymous19 March 2011 at 22:18

    I am Pumpkin of Borg - resistance is futile, you will be pied!

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  6. Anonymous20 March 2011 at 02:18

    That pumpkin one reminded me of this dream I had were I was kicking exploding pumpkins at this person. But they were kicking exploding watermelons at me so I was completely justified in trying to injure them with pumpkins.

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  7. Anonymous20 March 2011 at 02:53

    Aw, see that Karen? He weaponized a pumpkin for you! Isn't that sweet?

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  8. Cassondra20 March 2011 at 04:33

    Funny! When I read this my first thought was Cinderella went spy. Like the pumpkin carriage went 007 spy car. Which would bring in the mice as well....LOL.

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  9. Poo20 March 2011 at 10:09

    Haven't these last two posts got a Cinderella theme? Pumpkin and Mice.

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  10. Ben Baker20 March 2011 at 15:31

    Pumpkin fling contest. Record so far is over a mile.

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  11. Marilyn B21 March 2011 at 05:54

    Weaponized pumpkin, just perfect for the zombie apocalypse.

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  12. A lover of Life22 March 2011 at 02:35

    Have you seen the show Better off Ted? I bet that's where STM got the idea. There is a whole schitck about weaponizing a pumpkin.

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  13. Anonymous23 March 2011 at 17:59

    Please can we have a weaponized pumpkin T-shirt? I want to give one to my fiancé!

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