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Views expressed by Sleep Talkin' Man rarely reflect the opinions of waking Adam.
Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians (but he does hate lentils.)


May 20 2011

"(in commentator tone) Oh, the penguin parade. Splendidly turned out, in his black and white coat and beautiful red and orange beak. And following him is w— It's dressed exactly the same. No imagination, these puffins. Boring fuckers, really."

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"So you think throwing custard in my face was funny, hmmm? I'm gonna break your face, break it up. Oh, custard!"
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Karen's notes: These are from the nest-egg. We haven't had any sleep talking for a few days in a row. STM, where are yooooooooouuuuuu?


  1. Wow...I'm so surprised that STM would do something so mundane as a parade commentator. Maybe he and House could team up :)

  2. He's right - throwing custard in one's face is NOT funny.........

    It's only funny when it's in a pie. 7@=Q

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