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July 2 2011

"Here we go gentlemen, two pints of beer. And for the ladies, penis pie. Enjoy."

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Posted by Karen Slavick-Lennard at 10:16

9 comments:

  1. Anonymous2 July 2011 at 10:57

    There is something wrong with me. I heard that first one, and suddenly got a craving for pie. But just plain old meat pie, no penis...unless that is the secret ingredient in the yummy pies from my local bakery......mmmmmmmmmm pie!

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  2. Alfonso2 July 2011 at 11:47

    Victorian porn? xDDD Well done, STM, you made me laugh in the start of day :D

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  3. Anonymous2 July 2011 at 15:32

    STM takes care of his guests! I love the way his tone suggests anticipation and... the flourish.

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  4. joaniebaloney832 July 2011 at 21:54

    The first one made me think of Sweeney Todd!

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  5. stoney133 July 2011 at 03:12

    Made me think of Sweeney Todd too!

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  6. Anonymous3 July 2011 at 07:04

    Definitely Sweeney Todd & Ms. Lovett's pies

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  7. stoney134 July 2011 at 02:51

    You would thing that Ms Lovett would have saved the penises and employed them for another use!

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  8. LA/wts4 July 2011 at 05:03

    And of course, STM is probably sitting back and watching the men's reactions as the ladies attack it with knife and fork.......... 7@=G

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  9. Blaire7 August 2013 at 21:48

    The second one make me think of this. 0:36
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vx3n1C8KY18

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