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Views expressed by Sleep Talkin' Man rarely reflect the opinions of waking Adam.
Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians (but he does hate lentils.)


Aug 9 2011

We're back! We didn't get a whole lot out of STM. Sleep talking, you see, requires sleep, of which Adam got little, poor thing. Here is what I have for you:
"The problem with your face… is that I can see it. Get lost!"
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This one will illuminate how STM interprets heavy rain falling on canvas overhead:
"You can go outside and you tell those little fucking elves to stop throwing acorns! Seriously. A waste of all those acorns. Kick 'em. Kick 'em with the chickens."
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  1. Welcome back!!

  2. Elves now? What happened to the garden gnomes? They should be picking up those acorns so the elves can't throw them.

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  4. By Odin, if I can say the first one to my boss on my last day... XD