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Sep 27 2011

"I've got some fabulous nail polish for that camel toe."

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Ugh. Nice. For anyone that's lost on this one, you might want to visit this wikipedia page. In fact, everyone should go see it anyway; the absolute earnestness with which it treats this unfortunate condition is priceless.
"I don't care what you think. He's a cunt. And that must make you a cunt by association."
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  1. First thought when reading STM's camel toe comment that I came up with was this song:

    I'd like to know what color nail polish STM was going to use...

  2. Or it could be for an actual camel. ;) You never know with STM.

    Lol, love the 'cunt by association' part.

  3. The camel toe one HAS to be a t-shirt!

  4. t-shirt for both, I say.

  5. The wiki article was pretty funny. My favorite line was "Male organs showing through clothes at the crotch may be referred to as a 'moose knuckle'."

  6. No polish needed, STM, the lady already Vajazzles.

  7. Yes! Moose Knuckle! LOL - thanks for referring us to the Wiki page, Karen! :)

  8. "The causes of cameltoe are not always obvious..." It seems pretty obvious to me!

  9. I wouldn't say that, Patty. I know I'm doing a TMI thing, but I tend to wear my clothing loose and baggy and even then I get a camel toe from my jeans. I'm sure it's because of how they are sewn, not how tight they are.

  10. Wikipedia has an article concerning "camel toes". Full of all kinds of proper medical names no less, so all of the preteen boys who are looking it up, will pay better attention in health class!

    Moose knuckle, eh? Ya know? Neither of these names seems to describe something anyone would want very much in their pants!

  11. @JamiSings: I was making a reference to that rather obvious photo in the Wikipedia article1 :) As for me, I can't even wear jeans, having not been able to find a pair that fits properly in forever,unless I want to feel and look like I am being cut in half. Short legs, long back, equals showing off more way than I ever intend to! So it can be a combination of the cut of the clothes and the anatomy of the wearer!

  12. the camel toe one had me laughing for a full 5 minutes. i know i'm gonna end up saying it in public... I can already feel it waiting for an occasion.

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