"Ugh. Today couldn't have got any worse. And then you come skipping into frame. A son of a bitch. Arsehole."
or click here"Hmmm. Hmmmhmmm. La-la-la la-la-la. New trousers. Feeling smooth. La-la-la."
or click here"Oh, this is a one man job. A very big man with six arms and enough ears for each one of your fucking suggestions."
or click here"Drilling... drilling... keep on drilling... drill... Oops! Fuck me."
or click here"You tap-dancing hamsters. You rock my world, with your little blurry feet."
or click here"Oh, let go of my hand. The pony, he's got my hand! Someone kill the fucking pony, he's got my hand! Oh! Fuck! Oh! OW!"
or click here__________
Karen's notes: Wow. What a night. I put four more aside, if you can believe it. This nears Adam's record of eleven in one night.
What you hear at the end of that last one is Adam waking up in great pain, having gotten his hand stuck between the slats of the headboard. He has made me feel extremely guilty for finding his injury amusing.
Here's something mildly interesting: Adam has an important meeting today with a client. And he had an important meeting on Wednesday, having chattered his head off Tuesday night. A pattern, perhaps?
Merch update: Nope, I was wrong, the ringtone shop has NOT sorted out their US delivery issues. I'll be using a new shop starting later today.
Added later: Ok, I have officially given up on that ringtone shop. Here is the link to the new one, with 14 new ringtones!